Life I think I'm probably about to up the bar again - Page 19

Ultra Peanut · 04:12 PM

Well, I suspect this is going to be a trip. Because the following is going to be exceptionally long and putting it in the thread starter would be downright criminal once this reaches multiple pages (and trust me, it will), please brace for impact. You really need to brace for impact.

DISCLAIMER FROM FUTURE PSI/UP: DON'T READ THIS MOPEY GARBAGE. IT WAS JUST ME ADMITTING THAT I'M TRANS IN AN OVERLY DRAMATIC FASHION. THINGS ARE QUANTIFIABLY MORE AWESOME FOR ME NOW THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO, THE END.

tk13 · 05-14-2005, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me

......and how the hell are you supposed to know if they are one of those. I gotta tell you that there are at least 3 people on the planet that I tend to think lean that way...

Yeah, sorry, I try not to put off that vibe. I was going to take angel to the game under the condition that she wears nothing but a trenchcoat, stuffs raisins up her nose, and refers to me only as "Conan, the God of lovemaking". Thanks to your post, I now see the err of my ways. I'll make the raisins optional.

4th and Long · 05-14-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by tk13

Yeah, sorry, I try not to put off that vibe. I was going to take angel to the game under the condition that she wears nothing but a trenchcoat, stuffs raisins up her nose, and refers to me only as "Conan, the God of lovemaking". Thanks to your post, I now see the err of my ways. I'll make the raisins optional.

Well that sucks. We were all looking forward to calling you Conan.
Damnit to hell!

Ultra Peanut · 05-14-2005, 04:55 PM

Don't fret. The Conan part is still on! Shame about the raisins, though.

**HemiEd** · 05-14-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by tk13

Yeah, sorry, I try not to put off that vibe. I was going to take angel to the game under the condition that she wears nothing but a trenchcoat, stuffs raisins up her nose, and refers to me only as "Conan, the God of lovemaking". Thanks to your post, I now see the err of my ways. I'll make the raisins optional.

Damn, just Damn

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-14-2005, 04:56 PM

This is the first thread I read in the time of my hiatus. For fucks sake I've never laughed so hard in my life. Psi, UBU no matter what, and fuck anyone that thinks otherwise. Chances are they have some insecurities in their own lives and aren't near woman enough to admit it out loud like you have. I nominate this whole thread for the hall of classics, why you ask? Well I too thought Psi was gonna take sh*t for that post, but instead the guy who puts catsup on his steak takes all the heat. (And it was deserved too, you sick fuck.) Just when I thought it couldn't get any better good ole, (old) Bob Dole comes in with some twisted, raving, psycho rant about the what I conceived to be the pair of tits he always wished he could have. (Does that sound right?) God I've missed you guys...........I'll go back to lurking now

**HemiEd** · 05-14-2005, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefman420

This is the first thread I read in the time of my hiatus. For fucks sake I've never laughed so hard in my life. Psi, UBU no matter what, and fuck anyone that thinks otherwise. Chances are they have some insecurities in their own lives and aren't near woman enough to admit it out loud like you have. I nominate this whole thread for the hall of classics, why you ask? Well I too thought Psi was gonna take sh*t for that post, but instead the guy who puts catsup on his steak takes all the heat. (And it was deserved too, you sick fuck.) Just when I thought it couldn't get any better good ole, (old) Bob Dole comes in with some twisted, raving, psycho rant about the what I conceived to be the pair of tits he always wished he could have. (Does that sound right?) God I've missed you guys...........I'll go back to lurking now

Very nice Re-Cap, not necessary to read it now.

tk13 · 05-14-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

Don't fret. The Conan part is still on! Shame about the raisins, though.

Don't worry, if chiefs4me ever wants to go to the game with me, she will behold the power of cantalope and duct tape.

Pants · 05-14-2005, 05:28 PM

WOW.

Psicosis, I don't know too many girls who are into sports and video games as much, are you sure you're one? JK, but seriously, man good for you. You just liberated yourself and now can live a real life for the first time since four (I'm not saying you didn't have a life or it sucked, just saying you can now live it how you want).

badgirl · 05-14-2005, 05:33 PM

Psi, this thread really surprises me, I never knew you were so young, I thought you were a older guy.

**Rain Man** · 05-14-2005, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by tk13

Yeah, sorry, I try not to put off that vibe. I was going to take angel to the game under the condition that she wears nothing but a trenchcoat, stuffs raisins up her nose, and refers to me only as "Conan, the God of lovemaking". Thanks to your post, I now see the err of my ways. I'll make the raisins optional.

Does that offer go to anyone, or just angel?

**KcMizzou** · 05-14-2005, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

I thought you were a older guy.

As it turns out, you were wrong on both counts.

Ultra Peanut · 05-14-2005, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Metrolike

(I'm not saying you didn't have a life or it sucked

Why not? That would be completely on-the-mark.

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I thought you were a older guy.

So you're saying you were way off on both?

Ultra Peanut · 05-14-2005, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by tk13

Don't worry, if chiefs4me ever wants to go to the game with me, she will behold the power of cantalope and duct tape.

So is the cantaloupe (they're actually musk melons, you know) for her mouth, too, or does it have some other purpose?

**Rain Man** · 05-14-2005, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

Psi, this thread really surprises me, I never knew you were so young, I thought you were a older guy.

So badgirl read the post, and the bombshell that she came away with is, "Wow, (s)he's young."

badgirl · 05-14-2005, 05:45 PM

of course I was wrong on both, would you guys expect anything else?

Seriously Psi, I am glad you got to get this off your chest, what a relief that must be, best wishes and enjoy life, screw what other people thinks of you, just be yourself, male or female.

05-13-2005, 11:03 AM
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05-14-2005, 05:45 PM	#285
badgirl CLICK, CLICK..BOOM!!!! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Johnson City, Tennessee Casino cash: $10004900	of course I was wrong on both, would you guys expect anything else? Seriously Psi, I am glad you got to get this off your chest, what a relief that must be, best wishes and enjoy life, screw what other people thinks of you, just be yourself, male or female.
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