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AlexSmithDynasty 2 1.37%
AussieChiefsfan 62 42.47%
Chris616 5 3.42%
Dingleberry 2 1.37%
Flybone McTimmerson 6 4.11%
Mavericks Ace 13 8.90%
Prison Bitch 3 2.05%
theelusiveeightrop 26 17.81%
Tribal Elder 4 2.74%
No n00b is worthy 19 13.01%
Obligatory Gaz option 4 2.74%
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Old 11-05-2013, 05:59 PM  
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Who should be CP's 2013 King of the N00bs? Time to vote.
The Academy will close this poll and declare a "The King of the n00bs" winner at 2:00 pm on Saturday central time.

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2013 King of the N00bs!

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.
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The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" or worthy N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267334

2012 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:

2012 King of the n00bs: Sorter
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112, Griswald etc.
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax


Current and known bribes:

Aussiechiefsfan:
From Mr. Flopnuts (Aussiechiefsfan campaign manager)
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Also I think it's fair to point out that mod favors WILL indeed be handed out to voters of AussieChiefsFan. They will be disclosed later. In the meantime, make sure you send a PM to the mod of the people after you've casted your vote for AussieChiefsFan to make sure you're on the list! Verification will be performed.
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I'm suspending cash for votes currently. May bring it back, but for now I'm putting it on the shelf.

theelusiveeightrop:
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For voting reward for theelusiveeightrop, contact lewdog post vote with a Private Message
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Will disperse Casino cash out until I am out if you vote for theelusiveeightrop.
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I'll commit $2 Million in bribes to theelusiveeightrop campaign. No offense AussieChiefsfan. You are worthy.
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It may be too late for this, but if thelusiveeightrop (what the **** does that even mean?) wins this, I will donate all of my casino cash to be distributed evenly amongst those that vote for him. I'm not even sure how much I have. 2 or 3 hundred million? I can't see it from my phone.

But he must win or no deal.
Posted via Mobile Device

Edit - shit, $376 million!
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Old 11-06-2013, 06:26 PM   #271
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at those thinking I am honestly butt hurt over a dude I haven't met and a popularity contest. I'm trying to keep this thread remotely interesting.

/sorry for partying.
I wasn't sure if serious, but back to the bullshit, mud flinging, bribing, whoring ourselves out internet election bullshit thread!
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Old 11-06-2013, 06:28 PM   #272
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I wasn't sure if serious, but back to the bullshit, mud flinging, bribing, whoring ourselves out internet election bullshit thread!
Serious about what, mother****er?!

I'm still pissed at you for flinging your big donkey mod dick around in here with bribes us peons can't perform.
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Old 11-06-2013, 06:30 PM   #273
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Serious about what, mother****er?!

I'm still pissed at you for flinging your big donkey mod dick around in here with bribes us peons can't perform.
Genetics. A vote for Aussie is a vote for superior genetics!
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Old 11-06-2013, 06:32 PM   #274
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I am currently in contact with Bob Dole to see what kind of deal I can work out to ensure the right guy wins (theelusiveeightrop, of course) I'm talking big time things here. YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE THE KINDS OF THINGS BOB DOLE CAN DO.
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Old 11-06-2013, 06:35 PM   #275
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Genetics. A vote for Aussie is a vote for superior genetics!
If you've got a donkey dick, that's ****ed up genetics. That's freak status.

That's ****ed up DNA. So a vote for Aussie is a vote for ****ed up foreign DNA....likely contaminated with AIDS.
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Old 11-06-2013, 06:46 PM   #276
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Have a mentioned his tastes in music (I'm sure he likes Nickelback)
Nickleback? I'd pay a BILLION in casino cash not to listen to Nickleback.
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Old 11-06-2013, 06:48 PM   #277
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......my god, these nOOBs are slipping.
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Old 11-06-2013, 06:54 PM   #278
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So you want to know about theelusiveeightrop? He is one bad mother****er, I'm not even sure my brain can put together a couple sentences before ****ing exploding, that's how explosive of a poster he is. He is absolutely everything you'd want in a n00b of the year. I once saw him rip a mans dick off using a lobster claw and a pair of goddamned tongs. Everything he says is like hes ear ****ing you with his dick fingers that feel like dynamite. I won't sit here and and say, "Vote for theelusiveeightrop, He's the biggest American Patriot in this contest "*Cough, cough Aussie* I don't need to go in to how big of a true American this fine man is. But who are you going to vote for, some foriegner? That is not very American at all. Plenty of times this country has voted for the wrong person and I say that stops today.
Best post of the thread so far........
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Old 11-06-2013, 06:58 PM   #279
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Best post of the thread so far........
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(no offense, aussie)
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Old 11-06-2013, 07:01 PM   #280
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......my god, these nOOBs are slipping.
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I have to admit to being taken back at the lack of support for elusiveeightrop after all the gratuitous porn. This place typically goes bonkers for that.

But then again, I suppose when you have almost an entire sub-forum dedicated to it, it just doesn't mean what it typically would.
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