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11-14-2004, 12:54 PM
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Make my Funk the P-Funk.....
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Screw all the haterz, my favorite ODB tune.
 Ohhh baby I dedicate this to all the pretty girls All the pretty girls Its on (echo) All the pretty girls, in the world And the ugly girls too Cause to me your pretty anyways baby You give me your number, I call you up you act like ur pussy dont interrupt I don't have no problem with you ****ing me But I have a little problem wit you not ****ing me Baby you know ima take care of you Cause you say you got my baby, and I know it ain't true Is it a good thing? no its bad bitch For good or worse, makes you switch So I walk on over with my crystal Bitches, ****az put away your pistols Dirty wont be having it in this house Cause bitch I'll cripple your style Now that you heard my calm voice You couldn't get another ****a, hoochie wont get moist If you wana look good and not be bummy, girl you better give me that money Aooow... [hook: Kelis] Hey, dirty, baby I got your money Don't your worry, I said hey. Baby I got your money Hey, dirty, baby I got your money Don't your worry, I said hey. Baby I got your money Yo! so I glanced at the girls, girls glanced at me I whispered in their ear, wana be with me? You wana look pretty though, in my video Ol' dirty on the hat and I let you all know Just dance! if you caught up in the holy ghost trance If you stop! ima put the killer ants in your pants I'm the O-D-B as you can see Every eye, don't you be watching me I don't want no problems cause I put you down In the ground where you can not be found I'm just dirt dog trying to make sum bunny So give me my streaks and give me my honey Radio, yes all day, everyday Recognize I'm a fool and ya luuuuuuuuuuv me! None of you nmph better look at me funny Nmph you know my name now give me my money! [repeat the hook] Dirty: sing it, sing it girls! (during hook) Just shake it right now! Somebody else: if dirty want his money I think ya'll should give him his money Dirty: that's how I like giiiiiiiirlllll Sexy, sexy, sexy! Sexy, sexy, sexy! Sexy, sexy, sexy! Sexy, sexy, sexy! Yo, yo! ****a playing in the club like this all night Bitches put your ass out let me hold it tight You looking at my wrist saying "its so nice" The price bitch is diamonds shining disco light You better help me solve this problem Or ima get this money and rob them Lucky dig when I won the lotto Ran up on my car for carrying (ryllos?) You can call me dirty, and then lift up your skirt And you want some of this dirty, god made dirt and dirt bust yo ass Stop annoying me, yeah! I play my music loud It takes the bastard ol' dirty, to move the crowd They say he had his dick in his mouth Eddie Murphy told me that back in the house But give me my money! Last edited by Nubian Nut; 11-14-2004 at 01:16 PM.. |
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11-14-2004, 01:39 PM
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Mahomes Fanboi
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The world is a better place without this piece of sh*t alive. But at least he has like 20kids to roam the earth that prolly wanna grow up to be just like thier daddy!!!!
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11-14-2004, 01:44 PM
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In Search of a Life
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11-14-2004, 12:47 AM
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Oh damn. Another gansta rapper died way before his time. I want to be like him. Can I? Can I?
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11-14-2004, 04:51 AM
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to catch a Predator? Good luck
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All music must obey me
All pain must obey me I cripple my enemies Got that careful vocabulary I can talk my way up out of anything Nobody's words can go against me I'm stingy, I want all that energy Osirus, the best ****a in the place to be I two hundred hot degree Burning ya til you faint y'all Y'all ****as shooting blanks y'all I'm ****ing my vest, drive an armored tank y'all I dead ****as like a dog buries a bone You could never set me up I raise the pain volume Nominate me, as presidential MC My career so intelligent unique physique A ****a please! Watch your shit fall like Rome I'm immune to all viruses I get the cocaine it cleans out my sinuses Just for slinging *nuh* I get a quarter a mil I'll have it raining ice drops the size of automobiles Kill all the government microchips in my body I'm the paranoid ****a at your party I kill all my enemies at birth! Shut the **** up! Bitch and let my slide my hands up your skirt ****a please! RIP Ol Dirty Bastard Osirus Big Baby Jesus Russell Jones
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11-14-2004, 09:14 AM
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Be Kind To Your Pets
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11-15-2004, 05:36 PM
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fides quaerens intellectum
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11-14-2004, 04:52 AM
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Woman should only make babies
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my favorite dirty bastard moment was when he wanted to show MTV how stupid the food stamp system was, and he went to get his stamps and rolled up with a limo, gold teeth, and a mink coat on, and he got his stamps.
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11-14-2004, 11:47 AM
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11-14-2004, 06:39 AM
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Sounds like a loss that rivals the passing of Arafat...
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11-14-2004, 11:46 AM
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In Search of a Life
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Shouldnt we be happy? At least this guy wont father any more children by 10 different women. LOL
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you people crack me up.
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