Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE - Page 2

Frazod · 03:55 PM

The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!

And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.

Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

Logical · 12-23-2004, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by alanm

Don't feel bad Tim. I have to go back out sometime tomorrow or Friday morning before all the stores close up for the day and get a couple more presents for the GF. And I don't have a fucking clue of what to get. She collects the Holiday Barbies so I picked up this years edition. She loves Tigger and collects Tigger shit. So I picked up a couple of fleese-sp sweatshits with Tigger on them. You don't want to buy the GF's domestic(Kitchen Appliances ect.) shit or they get pissed at you. Anybody got any ideas???

Sounds like you might want to pick her up an EazyBake Oven, and stop by and put a lawyer on retatiner.

Demonpenz · 12-23-2004, 01:23 AM

my GF said she likes football teams that have good defense. Looks like i will be taking back all the chiefs shit

**Mr. Kotter** · 12-23-2004, 01:24 AM

She'll sometimes say something to make me think she's "frisky," but then later she "changes her mind."

**alanm** · 12-23-2004, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Vlad Logicslav

Sounds like you might want to pick her up an EazyBake Oven, and stop by and put a lawyer on retatiner.

I suppose it could be worse. She could collect Owls or Frogs or something like that. She just turned 39. I swear Jim!!!.

OldTownChief · 12-23-2004, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Vlad Logicslav

Sounds like you might want to pick her up an EazyBake Oven, and stop by and put a lawyer on retatiner.

**Rausch** · 12-23-2004, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

She'll sometimes say something to make me think she's "frisky," but then later she "changes her mind."

I'll never understand how women can go from porn-slut-horny to "not in the mood" in 30 ****ing seconds...

**alanm** · 12-23-2004, 01:31 AM

That's what happens when you lob up a softball..... It's still flying!!

Straight, No Chaser · 12-23-2004, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Frazod

The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone...

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

Ever consider she's right and you may be senile or have Adult ADD?

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**Rausch** · 12-23-2004, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Straight, No Chaser

Ever consider she's right and you may be senile or have Adult ADD?

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Well, he doesn't have Adult ADD (or ADHD.) I do, and it's obvious he doesn't...

He could very well be senile though. Hell, he's already bald as a baby's azz...

cheeeefs · 12-23-2004, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

She'll sometimes say something to make me think she's "frisky," but then later she "changes her mind."

oh don't get me started with the mixed signals bullsheeot.

she'll do all sorts of stuff indicating its time to redeem my good BF points and as soon as I make a move she's screaming at me for only ever thinking about sex. AND THEN when I get the same exact signals the very next day and decide to slow down and make sure that I'm reading her right, she complains that I should be more assertive. sometimes I feel like she is the personification of pavlov's dark side.

**HemiEd** · 12-23-2004, 05:54 AM

And then, when I cleary bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.

Been married 33 years, a lot of this kind of thing. Only recently broke her of moving my stuff by "straightening up".

Her newest deal is to put paperwork that she wants me to deal with on the table where I eat or on my recliner seat where I sit down after work, so that it has to be moved for me to eat or sit. I will break her of it, I move the stuff aside and ignore it.

SBK · 12-23-2004, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the fucking thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO fuckING LOSES THINGS!

And then, when I cleary bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.

Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO fuckING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

I thought my wife was the only one that loses everything and has never touched it and gets pissed when I ask. Guess it's just a woman thing.

**Saulbadguy** · 12-23-2004, 06:34 AM

I'm not married yet, so no comment.

I heard they "change" though, after you marry them...

Earthling · 12-23-2004, 06:49 AM

My wife seems to take it personal if I say anything critical about her cooking.
Me: "This mac & cheese really sucks."
Her: "If you can't say something nice don't say anything"
Me: "So you'd rather just keep using this shitty recipe?"
Her: " Its not polite to critisize someone elses cooking"
Me: "Yeah well its not polite to tell someone they are impolite"
Her: "Thats fine Mister. Do your own damn cooking!"

I mean wouldn't you want to know if your cooking sucked? Her tactic has worked however, as I now bite my tongue and just eat the damn thing. (I'm a much worse cook) When I do cook I generally agree with any 'this sucks' type of statements and never take it personally.

MichaelH · 12-23-2004, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

I'll never understand how women can go from porn-slut-horny to "not in the mood" in 30 ****ing seconds...

Isn't that fun?

If one of our sons coughs or moves in their sleep, my wife loses interest. I guess it's that motherly instinct.

The number one thing my wife does that drives me crazy is it takes her 25 minutes to get out the door. I don't mean getting dressed. She could be all dressed with her shoes and jacket on. She mysteriously finds 56 little things to do on the way out the door while I'm stuck holding the little one and the older son is getting real impatient.

12-22-2004, 11:58 PM
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-556615	Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone. I didn't touch the **ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?" BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ING LOSES THINGS! And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT. Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO *ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo. WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY Last edited by Frazod; 01-08-2012 at 03:55 PM.. Reason: Fixed my filter violations!*
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12-23-2004, 01:23 AM	#17
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-193864	my GF said she likes football teams that have good defense. Looks like i will be taking back all the chiefs shit __________________
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12-23-2004, 01:24 AM	#18
Mr. Kotter The Dude Abides Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Dakota Country Casino cash: $3404285	She'll sometimes say something to make me think she's "frisky," but then later she "changes her mind." __________________ "I've always said I worry about legacy and winning rings more than making money at this moment...We see what's going on around the league, but at the same time, I'll never do anything that's going to hurt us from keeping the great players around me.”
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12-23-2004, 01:31 AM	#22
alanm Feeling Victorian Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Nebraska/Wyoming/Colorado Casino cash: $-113564	That's what happens when you lob up a softball..... It's still flying!! __________________ It bears repeating, ** Herm, Pioli, Haley, and Crennel for ing up my franchise for a goddamn decade. Buehler 445**
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12-23-2004, 05:54 AM	#26
HemiEd Supporter Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ozarks Casino cash: $-279436	And then, when I cleary bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT. Been married 33 years, a lot of this kind of thing. Only recently broke her of moving my stuff by "straightening up". Her newest deal is to put paperwork that she wants me to deal with on the table where I eat or on my recliner seat where I sit down after work, so that it has to be moved for me to eat or sit. I will break her of it, I move the stuff aside and ignore it.
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12-23-2004, 06:34 AM	#28
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12-23-2004, 06:49 AM	#29
Earthling MVP Join Date: Apr 2001 Casino cash: $10008447	My wife seems to take it personal if I say anything critical about her cooking. Me: "This mac & cheese really sucks." Her: "If you can't say something nice don't say anything" Me: "So you'd rather just keep using this shitty recipe?" Her: " Its not polite to critisize someone elses cooking" Me: "Yeah well its not polite to tell someone they are impolite" Her: "Thats fine Mister. Do your own damn cooking!" I mean wouldn't you want to know if your cooking sucked? Her tactic has worked however, as I now bite my tongue and just eat the damn thing. (I'm a much worse cook) When I do cook I generally agree with any 'this sucks' type of statements and never take it personally. __________________ AND SOMETIMES IT'S NOT SO EASY ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR ONLY FRIEND TALKS SEES LOOKS AND FEELS LIKE YOU AND YOU DO JUST THE SAME AS HIM -Jiimi Hendrix
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