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Old 05-31-2005, 11:33 AM  
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I am never drinking and driving again
At least I say that now. Got pulled over for DUI yesterday with my dog in the truck going ballistic. I was getting ready to move so I had been drinking Makers Mark and smoking cigars all day. I must have smelt terrible. The officer immediatly smelled it on me and called for backup. I was right at the intersection of 92 and 101 probably the busiest place I could possible be pulled over. 30 minutes later in what felt like 2 hours in a never ending sobriety tests I drove away. I am thanking my lucky stars today.
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Old 05-31-2005, 11:59 AM   #16
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:01 PM   #17
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I never press my luck with that sort of thing. If i've had a couple of drinks or more, I'll always hand over the keys, no matter what.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:04 PM   #18
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I never press my luck with that sort of thing. If i've had a couple of drinks or more, I'll always hand over the keys, no matter what.
This is like the 4th time I've lucked out in my life on this sort of thing, I think I will try and adopt your approach.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:08 PM   #19
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May I suggest putting them on if you have had anything to drink?
Good advice. I don't drink and drive (anymore).
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:17 PM   #20
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I drove to the liquor store yesterday (yes I'm in PA) and saw 4 state troopers in both directions and 3 people pulled over in a 10 mile round drive.

There were cops EVERYWHERE, worst crackdown I've ever seen it in my 32 years of existance.

Woke up with some ugly hairy buddies on my floor and couch but we had fun.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:18 PM   #21
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Good advice. I don't drink and drive (anymore).
Serious question Skip: Do you get stoned and drive?
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:21 PM   #22
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Serious question Skip: Do you get stoned and drive?
We do bong hits while were driving, Skip makes me hold the wheel when he's going 80mph through S turns.

That old lady would have died soon anyway.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:23 PM   #23
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We do bong hits while were driving, Skip makes me hold the wheel when he's going 80mph through S turns.

That old lady would have died soon anyway.
Glad I don't live in your neighborhood then, I guess.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:23 PM   #24
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:24 PM   #25
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There, fixed it for you. Emphasis on the "not".
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:24 PM   #26
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I drove to the liquor store yesterday (yes I'm in PA) and saw 4 state troopers in both directions and 3 people pulled over in a 10 mile round drive.

There were cops EVERYWHERE, worst crackdown I've ever seen it in my 32 years of existance.

Woke up with some ugly hairy buddies on my floor and couch but we had fun.
The cops are like locust out here too. The Chronical is reporting over 3000 officers joining in the effort.

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Old 05-31-2005, 12:25 PM   #27
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We do bong hits while were driving, Skip makes me hold the wheel when he's going 80mph through S turns.

That old lady would have died soon anyway.

NICE!!!
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:29 PM   #28
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I never press my luck with that sort of thing. If i've had a couple of drinks or more, I'll always hand over the keys, no matter what.
Me too. I'm not even going to fuck with that shit.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:31 PM   #29
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Might as well blame Bob Dole's wife and the auto industry while you're at it.

Who gives a shit that polls prior to the first such law in 1985 showed more than 75% of the population opposed the damned things. If anyone ever needed a case study of the insidious nature of the legislative process, seat belt laws are it.
Funny thing is many people believe we are in control of things. We ain't control of a damn thing. When 75% of the population is opposed to something but they pass the legislation anyway you know who is in charge.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:39 PM   #30
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I asked the officer he said he thought it was $40
Damn, in Florida the seat belt ticket costs you a cool $67....You folks are way behind the curve....
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