Misc Beer or Sex? - Page 2

hypersensitiveZO6 · 06-29-2006, 01:22 PM

Simple Question: Which is better?

I have to go with sex. I could live without beer, IMO.

hyperliteZO6

**luv** · 06-29-2006, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita

Sex, because beer won't suck.

**Saulbadguy** · 06-29-2006, 01:49 PM

I like my beer like I like my women, they both have to give good head.

NaptownChief · 06-29-2006, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Anyone who says beer obviously isn't getting any sex. Actually, they might not have had it for a long while.

Maybe they are and that is the problem...No where in this question did it speak to the caliber of women that you would be getting the sex from....if the person's old lady is a 250lb pig I can't blame them for prefering beer.

NaptownChief · 06-29-2006, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsOne

Nothing, absolutely nothing is better than sex!

One of these days you will find out it is even better with someone else in the room.

**Predarat** · 06-29-2006, 01:56 PM

Sex of course!

Moooo · 06-29-2006, 01:59 PM

I went with beer.

Not to give away too much, but in my younger, highschool days, I did some illegal substances that made sex seem flat out boring in comparison...

That being said, beer is just there in your fridge. You can always get one when you want one, and when you're done, you can get another if you want it.

Moooo

cadmonkey · 06-29-2006, 02:04 PM

What if you have sex with your beer.

I mean everytime I drink a beer I feel like I am making love............

cadmonkey · 06-29-2006, 02:05 PM

and for the record, this is really going to a one sided poll.

i mean why not just make a poll question that askes "Whats better, Breathing or Being Dead."

Moooo · 06-29-2006, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by cadmonkey

What if you have sex with your beer.

I mean everytime I drink a beer I feel like I am making love............

If you switch from cans to bottles, you'll avoid cutting your tongue

Uh... so I've heard...

Moooo

MOhillbilly · 06-29-2006, 02:06 PM

last week after a scrog fest i went to get a beer and no sooner than id taken my first drink, Zappas Titties and Beer started going through my head.

Life is good.

cadmonkey · 06-29-2006, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moooo

If you switch from cans to bottles, you'll avoid cutting your tongue

Uh... so I've heard...

Moooo

I usually stick my penis in the empty bottle when i am done to show it whos boss!

Moooo · 06-29-2006, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

last week after a scrog fest i went to get a beer and no sooner than id taken my first drink, Zappas Titties and Beer started going through my head.

Life is good.

I don't know what you're talking about, but Rodney Carrington (he now has a show on ABC) about 5-10 years ago did a song called "Titties and Beer"

Titties and beer, titties and beeeer
Titties and beer, titties and beeeer
I think godddd alllmighty for titties and beeer.

Moooo

Inspector · 06-29-2006, 02:08 PM

In some cases, beer would need to be the prerequisite.

RedNFeisty · 06-29-2006, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsOne

Nothing, absolutely nothing is better than sex!

Well, spending a month in Amsterdam might be better. However, there would be tons of sex!!

DMAC · 06-29-2006, 02:14 PM

Beer makes me last longer, so I am not sure. Because if it were not for beer, the sex would not be as good...and wild.

View Poll Results: Which is better?
Beer	23	10.50%
Sex	196	89.50%
Voters: 219. You may not vote on this poll

06-29-2006, 01:22 PM
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Moooo Seeking Enlightenment... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Springfield Casino cash: $10004900	I went with beer. Not to give away too much, but in my younger, highschool days, I did some illegal substances that made sex seem flat out boring in comparison... That being said, beer is just there in your fridge. You can always get one when you want one, and when you're done, you can get another if you want it. Moooo
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06-29-2006, 02:04 PM	#22
cadmonkey Please no Vick!!!!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, Ma Casino cash: $10004900	What if you have sex with your beer. I mean everytime I drink a beer I feel like I am making love............ __________________
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cadmonkey Please no Vick!!!!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, Ma Casino cash: $10004900	and for the record, this is really going to a one sided poll. i mean why not just make a poll question that askes "Whats better, Breathing or Being Dead." __________________
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MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	last week after a scrog fest i went to get a beer and no sooner than id taken my first drink, Zappas Titties and Beer started going through my head. Life is good. __________________ True Son of Liberty
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Inspector MVP Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: K.C. Casino cash: $9914975	In some cases, beer would need to be the prerequisite.
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06-29-2006, 02:14 PM	#30
DMAC MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $10008735	Beer makes me last longer, so I am not sure. Because if it were not for beer, the sex would not be as good...and wild.
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