Oops, I'd hit it again - Page 2

**ChiTown** · 11-07-2006, 03:33 PM

Britney back on the market

TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Oct. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."

Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.brit

**gblowfish** · 11-07-2006, 03:52 PM

She was hot once, before she became a basic trailer trash queen.
She'd probably give you an STD now...

**DaneMcCloud** · 11-07-2006, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

She was hot once, before she became a basic trailer trash queen.
She'd probably give you an STD now...

That's what condoms are for, dumbass.

Redrum_69 · 11-07-2006, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

That's what condoms are for, dumbass.

Or saran wrap and a rubber band. Yellow and blue make green...

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-07-2006, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

That's what condoms are for, dumbass.

It's not going to protect you from warts. After the slumming she's done, that bitch probably has a cauliflower patch in her crotch

**Easy 6** · 11-07-2006, 09:36 PM

gblowfish, i have never seen that INCREDIBLE pic of Britney. That is JUST INSANE!!! A perfect CHERRY BOMB ass, i'm at a loss for words. Thats exactly how i'm going to choose to remember her...OMG

Burn in hell federline you, you despoiler!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deberg_1990 · 11-07-2006, 09:38 PM

Shes still hot....Here she is on the Letterman show a day or two ago:

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index....pmmsid=1761407

Basileus777 · 11-07-2006, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

Shes still hot....Here she is on the Letterman show a day or two ago:

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index...&pmmsid=1761407

Link doesn't work for me.

Deberg_1990 · 11-07-2006, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Basileus777

Link doesn't work for me.

Fixed it..

Simply Red · 11-07-2006, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

Hell, I think Id hit the Lawyer also...

laura Wasser that Asser.

**Easy 6** · 11-07-2006, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

Fixed it..

Yeah, looks like she's slowly rounding back into form. She just has an awful lot of work ahead of her to regain the allure & mystique she had before all of her dumbassery. She had this kind of slick, wise beyond her years thing going IMO, then lost it in a myriad of redneck snafus, runnin' around barefoot in the city, puttin' her months old baby on her lap driving on the Pacific Coast Highway, caught in public lookin like shit, o' course federline.

Having said all that i would still break the bed slats with her!!!

Basileus777 · 11-07-2006, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free

She had this kind of slick, wise beyond her years thing going IMO,

Huh?

How exactly was she "wise beyond her years"?

**Easy 6** · 11-07-2006, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Basileus777

Huh?

How exactly was she "wise beyond her years"?

I used to think she was a very savvy & smart young lady, very well spoken, didnt make embarassing public gaffes. Was a hit hosting SNL coming off as sweet & unaffected. Dont forget she is a very young woman, especially 5 years ago or so.

**QuikSsurfer** · 11-07-2006, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free

I used to think she was a very savvy & smart young lady, very well spoken, didnt make embarassing public gaffes. Was a hit hosting SNL coming off as sweet & unaffected. Dont forget she is a very young woman, especially 5 years ago or so.

**Easy 6** · 11-08-2006, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

DUUUUUUUURRRRRRR {/quiksurfer}

11-07-2006, 03:33 PM
ChiTown Stroking to the SB Champs! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Flatlands of Kansas Casino cash: $-401038	Oops, I'd hit it again Britney back on the market TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights. As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Oct. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees. Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events." Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.brit
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11-07-2006, 09:36 PM	#20
Easy 6 pie is never free Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the drivers seat Casino cash: $-22225	gblowfish, i have never seen that INCREDIBLE pic of Britney. That is JUST INSANE!!! A perfect CHERRY BOMB ass, i'm at a loss for words. Thats exactly how i'm going to choose to remember her...OMG Burn in hell federline you, you despoiler!!!!!!!!!!!!
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11-07-2006, 09:38 PM	#21
Deberg_1990 In Search of a Life Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: San Antonio Tx. Casino cash: $264454	Shes still hot....Here she is on the Letterman show a day or two ago: http://us.video.aol.com/video.index....pmmsid=1761407 __________________ Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning: Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down. One of the best plays Matt has ever made.
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