Truely tasteless joke of the week.... - Page 2

58Forever · 02-09-2001, 01:10 PM

Do you know the definition of confusion?

20 lesbians in a fish market....

sorry...but even though you may not post, don't even pretend like you didn't read it and find it at least mildly amusing...

[Edited by 58Forever on 02-09-2001 at 01:12 PM]

58Forever · 02-09-2001, 04:22 PM

Postal, I'm LMAO, and the people around me are wondering if I'm okay...

I laughed pretty hard at the trailer park joke too...they're gonna have me committed....:dazed:

[Edited by 58Forever on 02-09-2001 at 04:27 PM]

PostalChief · 02-09-2001, 04:34 PM

Joe,
Maybe it's about time you head home, huh? Have a good weekend!

58Forever · 02-09-2001, 04:35 PM

25 minutes and counting...and you have a good one too...

**Baby Lee** · 02-09-2001, 04:42 PM

Yeah 58Forever - that was actually the 2nd or 3rd season of Sout Park. All the gang bought Birkenstocks and tried to listen to the Indigo Girls.

58Forever · 02-09-2001, 04:48 PM

JC, I bought the DVD of some of the South Park Episodes and I made sure that one was on it...I still laugh my *** off when I see it...even thinking about it makes me laugh...:D

Killer Birkenstocks dude....

WisChief · 02-09-2001, 11:10 PM

The Sunday before Christmas, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates
were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly, saintly looking lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened
as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."

02-09-2001, 04:22 PM	#16
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	Postal, I'm LMAO, and the people around me are wondering if I'm okay... I laughed pretty hard at the trailer park joke too...they're gonna have me committed....:dazed: [Edited by 58Forever on 02-09-2001 at 04:27 PM] __________________ joe If the other team scores zero, three points is enough! "screw you guys, I'm going home."
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02-09-2001, 04:34 PM	#17
PostalChief Always Rings Twice Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Omaha Casino cash: $10004900	Joe, Maybe it's about time you head home, huh? Have a good weekend!
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02-09-2001, 04:35 PM	#18
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	25 minutes and counting...and you have a good one too... __________________ joe If the other team scores zero, three points is enough! "screw you guys, I'm going home."
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02-09-2001, 04:42 PM	#19
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $8028275	Yeah 58Forever - that was actually the 2nd or 3rd season of Sout Park. All the gang bought Birkenstocks and tried to listen to the Indigo Girls.
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02-09-2001, 04:48 PM	#20
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	JC, I bought the DVD of some of the South Park Episodes and I made sure that one was on it...I still laugh my * off when I see it...even thinking about it makes me laugh...:D Killer Birkenstocks dude.... __________________ joe If the other team scores zero, three points is enough!** "screw you guys, I'm going home."
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02-09-2001, 01:10 PM
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	Do you know the definition of confusion? 20 lesbians in a fish market.... sorry...but even though you may not post, don't even pretend like you didn't read it and find it at least mildly amusing... [Edited by 58Forever on 02-09-2001 at 01:12 PM]
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02-09-2001, 11:10 PM	#21
WisChief GO 'NOLES! Join Date: Oct 2000 Casino cash: $10005400	The Sunday before Christmas, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly looking lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
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