All-Idiot Team Offseason Moves - Page 2

Mark M · 02-21-2001, 01:47 PM

Now that the season is over, it is time to decide what to do with free agents and those people who have left and/or retired. If Bwana decides you should not be on the team, all I can say is "Duck and cover."

The roster will be in four parts.

The order of player listings is:
Position
Person
College
2000 statistics
"Salary cap" demands.

If you demanded somethng at the beginning of the year but did not receive it, get over it. We’re on a budget here.

For all that don’t know the history, our resident troll, Packfan, named a few of us to his "All-Idiot Team." Well, we ran with it. Many may have thought we fumbled, but after further review, it looks like we recovered.

And before any of you post it ... yes, I do realize that I really need a hobby. And don't take any of this personal ... it's supposed to be a joke. :D

* Means the person is a FA
** Means the position is open and resumes are to be submitted.

[Edited by Mark M on 02-21-2001 at 01:51 PM]

Gracie Dean · 02-21-2001, 05:59 PM

I love my new contract demands. YOU don't know how true that is somedays...like today.

Pam
#1 TE in the world

Logical · 02-21-2001, 06:42 PM

Just to be clear I wanted my time to be with O'Houra, and a chance to meet Leonard Nimoy. You guys could be giving me a reputation for which I am not predisposed.

Otter · 02-21-2001, 07:30 PM

Mark M- LMAO. But I was the one lookin for a swallower not HC.

You need to find a way to make money off that creativity! We needed somthing like this to help pass the offseason.

I'm in the process of developing a new helmet for Myslond.

Mi_chief_fan · 02-21-2001, 08:08 PM

Bwana,
Just tally up the total & send me the bill.
BTW, we left off Mile High Mania as the team pharmacist. He says he knows a guy in Denver who's wife can get us the necccessary diet pills to 'compete with the black guys'. ;)

Mark M · 02-22-2001, 07:22 AM

Logical--
Your contract demands have been duely noted and edited.

Otter--
Thanks for the correction. But I do have two points:
1. Your salary doesn't count against the cap. As such, you are free to find anyone/anything you wish. If necessary, there is this girl I know ... ;)
2. HC's demands have not been changed ... we all need someone like that. :D

For those interested in HC or Coordinator positions, please address your interest to Bwana. He and Mi will decide and you will be added to the roster.

Also, for those who have not made the squad as of yet, if you would like to be allocated to All-Idiot Indonesia (since Europe already has a league) please post your name and position you would like (and "doggie style" does not count as a position in this league) and another roster will be formed.

MM
~~Doesn't spend as much time on this as it appears.

**Bwana** · 02-22-2001, 09:05 AM

Mi_chief_fan RE: Mile High Mania as the team pharmacist. I agree, I think brad would do a bang up job and should be placed in that position. I know he could get some free tips from "Wild Bill" if he had any questions. BUT.... In order to justify the new position, Mr. Milehigh must also assume the task of being the head beer obtainer. Duties must include, but are not limited to, obtaining all the team beer and making sure the players, cheerleaders and fans have access to mass quantities of cold frosty brew at all times.

Mark: I like the new rules except #5 where the goldfish-sporting pimp like dude catches all the blame. Bwana has a couple of large hairy men lined up that will take care of anyone trashing his name and has that special little room rented in the country called "The Attitude Adjustment Room" where some could allegedly be taken on a one way trip. :)

**Bwana** · 02-22-2001, 09:18 AM

I’m not sure what duties Phil has assumed, but may I be so bold as to suggest team security president? Because Kphobia has been “called out” on at least one occasion to meet someone at the airport for a good old fashioned, out behind the woodshed, donnybrook, I think he would make a fine Head Of Security. HOS for short! How does that sound?

58Forever · 02-22-2001, 09:19 AM

LOL, cheap and easy...

WisChief · 02-22-2001, 10:52 AM

Mark - this is the funniest **** I've read in a very long time. :D

Lightning Rod · 02-22-2001, 11:17 AM

Bwana
I am holding your platform acrylic shoes hostage until I receive my new contract and you might be interested to know that the goldfish are starting to look hungry.

New slogan for 2001,

The Team of density

PS send me an e-mail I lost your new address.

**Dartgod** · 02-22-2001, 11:35 AM

As team PK, I would like the back of my jersey to read "I'm NOT Lin!". Also if possible, I would like for my holder's jersey to say "Laces Out". Thank You

Warrior5 · 02-22-2001, 11:50 AM

I'm off to All-Idiot Indonesia, but I HIGHLY recommend you try to pick up through free agency Roger Ramjet (The Green Lantern) from TOBB. He'd work well in the front office (PR?): he just told Spinerette to shove it.

Make room Cody. Roger Ramjet is today's Anti-Raider Hero.

Cannibal · 02-22-2001, 12:55 PM

Does anyone really think it's a good idea to take drugs prescribed by a Donkey Fan?

**Bwana** · 02-22-2001, 01:57 PM

RCGChief: You SOB! That's where those shoes went!!! Hmmm? Well I guess in order to get my shoes back, I will have to grant your request....For Now. *EVIL GRIN*

Mi_chief_fan · 02-22-2001, 02:11 PM

Cannibal,
It's not whether we win or lose, it's about getting $hitfaced & f*#ked up, so hell yeah, we'll take all the drugs & alcohol we can get!

02-21-2001, 05:59 PM	#16
Gracie Dean MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	I love my new contract demands. YOU don't know how true that is somedays...like today. Pam #1 TE in the world
Posts: 12,955

02-21-2001, 06:42 PM	#17
Logical Screw U if U can't take a joke Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Just to be clear I wanted my time to be with O'Houra, and a chance to meet Leonard Nimoy. You guys could be giving me a reputation for which I am not predisposed.
Posts: 31,579

02-21-2001, 08:08 PM	#19
Mi_chief_fan There was an idea..... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Murfreesboro,TN Casino cash: $9942966	Bwana, Just tally up the total & send me the bill. BTW, we left off Mile High Mania as the team pharmacist. He says he knows a guy in Denver who's wife can get us the necccessary diet pills to 'compete with the black guys'. ;) __________________ Bandwagon Predators Fan!
Posts: 3,518

02-22-2001, 07:22 AM	#20
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Logical-- Your contract demands have been duely noted and edited. Otter-- Thanks for the correction. But I do have two points: 1. Your salary doesn't count against the cap. As such, you are free to find anyone/anything you wish. If necessary, there is this girl I know ... ;) 2. HC's demands have not been changed ... we all need someone like that. :D For those interested in HC or Coordinator positions, please address your interest to Bwana. He and Mi will decide and you will be added to the roster. Also, for those who have not made the squad as of yet, if you would like to be allocated to All-Idiot Indonesia (since Europe already has a league) please post your name and position you would like (and "doggie style" does not count as a position in this league) and another roster will be formed. MM ~~Doesn't spend as much time on this as it appears. __________________ ChiefsPlanet -- n. The place where brilliant minds assemble to willfully pool ignorance with questionable logic in order to reach absurd conclusions.
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02-22-2001, 09:05 AM	#21
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2136043647	Mi_chief_fan RE: Mile High Mania as the team pharmacist. I agree, I think brad would do a bang up job and should be placed in that position. I know he could get some free tips from "Wild Bill" if he had any questions. BUT.... In order to justify the new position, Mr. Milehigh must also assume the task of being the head beer obtainer. Duties must include, but are not limited to, obtaining all the team beer and making sure the players, cheerleaders and fans have access to mass quantities of cold frosty brew at all times. Mark: I like the new rules except #5 where the goldfish-sporting pimp like dude catches all the blame. Bwana has a couple of large hairy men lined up that will take care of anyone trashing his name and has that special little room rented in the country called "The Attitude Adjustment Room" where some could allegedly be taken on a one way trip. :)
Posts: 70,473

02-21-2001, 01:47 PM
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Now that the season is over, it is time to decide what to do with free agents and those people who have left and/or retired. If Bwana decides you should not be on the team, all I can say is "Duck and cover." The roster will be in four parts. The order of player listings is: Position Person College 2000 statistics "Salary cap" demands. If you demanded somethng at the beginning of the year but did not receive it, get over it. We’re on a budget here. For all that don’t know the history, our resident troll, Packfan, named a few of us to his "All-Idiot Team." Well, we ran with it. Many may have thought we fumbled, but after further review, it looks like we recovered. And before any of you post it ... yes, I do realize that I really need a hobby. And don't take any of this personal ... it's supposed to be a joke. :D * Means the person is a FA ** Means the position is open and resumes are to be submitted. [Edited by Mark M on 02-21-2001 at 01:51 PM]
Posts: 4,687

02-22-2001, 09:18 AM	#22
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2136043647	I’m not sure what duties Phil has assumed, but may I be so bold as to suggest team security president? Because Kphobia has been “called out” on at least one occasion to meet someone at the airport for a good old fashioned, out behind the woodshed, donnybrook, I think he would make a fine Head Of Security. HOS for short! How does that sound?
Posts: 70,473

02-22-2001, 09:19 AM	#23
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	LOL, cheap and easy... __________________ joe If the other team scores zero, three points is enough! "screw you guys, I'm going home."
Posts: 1,828

02-22-2001, 10:52 AM	#24
WisChief GO 'NOLES! Join Date: Oct 2000 Casino cash: $10005400	Mark - this is the funniest **** I've read in a very long time. :D
Posts: 918

02-22-2001, 11:17 AM	#25
Lightning Rod Need a new title Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Prairie Village Casino cash: $10004900	Bwana I am holding your platform acrylic shoes hostage until I receive my new contract and you might be interested to know that the goldfish are starting to look hungry. New slogan for 2001, The Team of density PS send me an e-mail I lost your new address.
Posts: 1,151

02-22-2001, 11:35 AM	#26
Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $3810000	As team PK, I would like the back of my jersey to read "I'm NOT Lin!". Also if possible, I would like for my holder's jersey to say "Laces Out". Thank You __________________ If you shed a tear for me, please make it a tear of joy. -Joe Tracy (Nzoner) . .
Posts: 52,170

02-22-2001, 11:50 AM	#27
Warrior5 Stram was Cav Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $8054010	I'm off to All-Idiot Indonesia, but I HIGHLY recommend you try to pick up through free agency Roger Ramjet (The Green Lantern) from TOBB. He'd work well in the front office (PR?): he just told Spinerette to shove it. Make room Cody. Roger Ramjet is today's Anti-Raider Hero.
Posts: 5,240

02-22-2001, 12:55 PM	#28
Cannibal Better to burn out... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Bible Thumping Country Casino cash: $10010618	Does anyone really think it's a good idea to take drugs prescribed by a Donkey Fan?
Posts: 9,306

02-22-2001, 01:57 PM	#29
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2136043647	RCGChief: You SOB! That's where those shoes went!!! Hmmm? Well I guess in order to get my shoes back, I will have to grant your request....For Now. EVIL GRIN
Posts: 70,473

02-22-2001, 02:11 PM	#30
Mi_chief_fan There was an idea..... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Murfreesboro,TN Casino cash: $9942966	Cannibal, It's not whether we win or lose, it's about getting $hitfaced & f*#ked up, so hell yeah, we'll take all the drugs & alcohol we can get! __________________ Bandwagon Predators Fan!
Posts: 3,518