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Old 01-09-2007, 01:15 PM   #1
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Dane Cook.

(Does anyoone over the age of 25 find him even remotely funny?)
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Old 01-09-2007, 02:03 PM   #2
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Dane Cook.

(Does anyoone over the age of 25 find him even remotely funny?)
Whoa, whoa whoa....I'm 24, and the only thing I'd watch that involved Dane Cook would be his own execution in one of the Iraqi Extremist videos.
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Old 01-09-2007, 02:18 PM   #3
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Whoa, whoa whoa....I'm 24, and the only thing I'd watch that involved Dane Cook would be his own execution in one of the Iraqi Extremist videos.
Bob Dole just pulled a random age out of his ass. Apologies.

Let's try:

Dane Cook. Does anyone with an IQ above 24 think he's even remotely funny?

(And Bob Dole has evidently pissed off someone important, because you can guess who was on Raw Dog for most of the drive home from work just now.)
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Old 01-09-2007, 02:20 PM   #4
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Bob Dole just pulled a random age out of his ass. Apologies.

Let's try:

Dane Cook. Does anyone with an IQ above 24 think he's even remotely funny?

(And Bob Dole has evidently pissed off someone important, because you can guess who was on Raw Dog for most of the drive home from work just now.)
I'd also add anyone who is not currently in a Fratnerity or Sorority.
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Old 01-09-2007, 02:21 PM   #5
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Old 01-09-2007, 02:29 PM   #6
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Bob Dole just pulled a random age out of his ass. Apologies.

Let's try:

Dane Cook. Does anyone with an IQ above 24 think he's even remotely funny?

(And Bob Dole has evidently pissed off someone important, because you can guess who was on Raw Dog for most of the drive home from work just now.)
Admit it, you flipped a cashew into your mouth with your hog.
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Old 01-09-2007, 02:35 PM   #7
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Admit it, you flipped a cashew into your mouth with your hog.
Who can afford cashews?

The sad thing is that they're running a tournament on Raw Dog and they've put Mitch Hedberg up against Lewis Black, while Dane Cook is in some other bracket altogether (and Bob Dole can't remember offhand who he's up against). Black and Hedberg are both funnier than Cook will ever be.

(And Bob Dole isn't just saying that about Lewis Black because Bob Dole was Lewis Black before Lewis Black was...)
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Old 01-09-2007, 04:34 PM   #8
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Bob Dole just pulled a random age out of his ass. Apologies.

Let's try:

Dane Cook. Does anyone with an IQ above 24 think he's even remotely funny?

(And Bob Dole has evidently pissed off someone important, because you can guess who was on Raw Dog for most of the drive home from work just now.)
Rep for that. Dane Cook isn't even a "pissed off" comic. He's just a loud asshole.
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Old 01-09-2007, 01:17 PM   #9
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Old 01-09-2007, 01:19 PM   #10
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Old 01-09-2007, 01:36 PM   #11
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Old 01-09-2007, 01:43 PM   #12
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The gum disease, GINGIVITIS.
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Old 01-09-2007, 01:50 PM   #13
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3. Red lights. (not all the time though)
You live in Springfield. There's a stoplight at every other friggin' intersection. You know red lights happen a lot.
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Old 01-09-2007, 01:52 PM   #14
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You live in Springfield. There's a stoplight at every other friggin' intersection. You know red lights happen a lot.
Luv, don't get me started on the traffic and city planning of Springfluff.
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Old 01-09-2007, 01:58 PM   #15
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