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King Shit of **** Mountain
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Dane Cook.
(Does anyoone over the age of 25 find him even remotely funny?) |
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Now you've pissed me off!
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln |
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King Shit of **** Mountain
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Let's try: Dane Cook. Does anyone with an IQ above 24 think he's even remotely funny? (And Bob Dole has evidently pissed off someone important, because you can guess who was on Raw Dog for most of the drive home from work just now.) |
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Now you've pissed me off!
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln |
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Banned
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King Shit of **** Mountain
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The sad thing is that they're running a tournament on Raw Dog and they've put Mitch Hedberg up against Lewis Black, while Dane Cook is in some other bracket altogether (and Bob Dole can't remember offhand who he's up against). Black and Hedberg are both funnier than Cook will ever be. (And Bob Dole isn't just saying that about Lewis Black because Bob Dole was Lewis Black before Lewis Black was...) |
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Special Teams ACE!!!
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Just a li'l Evel
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.20 -- Former NFL Linemen who sit in the middle seat on a 3 hour flight and fall asleep, their humongous Ryan Sims-ish arm COMPLETELY in your chair, forcing you to curve into the window cavity of the plane.
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Go Chiefs!
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Companies that don't offer direct deposit!
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Cast Iron Jedi
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3. People that use phrases like "on account of"... What? You think this is England?
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1. Seminars. (That's a BIGGIE)
2. People that get offended. 3. Red lights. (not all the time though) 4. The phrase "lost it's burst" and... The gum disease, GINGIVITIS. |
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You think you can get by this?
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You think you can get by this?
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