desribe Odysseus - Page 2

**ChiTown** · 03-27-2007, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Silock

There was this dude named Odysseus, right? And he had a MAD crush on his mom, but he knew that couldn't be right, so he cut out his eyes van Gogh style. But then he ended up blind, so he called his cousin Homer to bring over his seeing eye dog Cerberus. Cerberus was wicked bad and he ate Hera's baby. This really ticked off Odysseus and he went on this journey to a place called The Iliad, but he and his boy Homer thought they threw really lame parties there because none of the Lilliputians wanted to get down naked-style. WTF is up with that? He didn't know, either. They got kicked out of the town by a bunch of Luddites and tied up with ropes and shit. That's when Paul Bunyan showed up and showed them fools What For with his ax and his ox, Blue.

Babe changed his name to Blue? WHY???

Silock · 03-27-2007, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Babe changed his name to Blue? WHY???

Keep ****ing doubting Paul Bunyan.

**ChiTown** · 03-27-2007, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Silock

Keep ****ing doubting Paul Bunyan.

I've had my suspicions about Mr. Bunyan. He always looked at Babe, err Blue, with a strange twinkle in his eye.

chiefbowe82 · 03-27-2007, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Silock

There was this dude named Odysseus, right? And he had a MAD crush on his mom, but he knew that couldn't be right, so he cut out his eyes van Gogh style. But then he ended up blind, so he called his cousin Homer to bring over his seeing eye dog Cerberus. Cerberus was wicked bad and he ate Hera's baby. This really ticked off Odysseus and he went on this journey to a place called The Iliad, but he and his boy Homer thought they threw really lame parties there because none of the Lilliputians wanted to get down naked-style. WTF is up with that? He didn't know, either. They got kicked out of the town by a bunch of Luddites and tied up with ropes and shit. That's when Paul Bunyan showed up and showed them fools What For with his ax and his ox, Blue.

I went with your paragraph, thanks

Silock · 03-27-2007, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by KC_CHIEFS_06

I went with your paragraph, thanks

I hope this isn't for a grade or anything.

milkman · 03-27-2007, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by nychief

do you mean the character? or did you mean the odyssey?

GOOGLE DICK HEAD.

I don't want to see any of those pics.

Sully · 03-27-2007, 09:22 PM

You should read it... there are references to it EVERYWHERE.

Or just watch O Brother Where Art Thou.

wilas101 · 03-27-2007, 09:42 PM

what can you really say about odysseus other than THE worst sense of direction ever. 10 years to travel a few hundred miles? wow

Psyko Tek · 03-27-2007, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by wilas101

what can you really say about odysseus other than THE worst sense of direction ever. 10 years to travel a few hundred miles? wow

I had some nights when I really didn't want to get home all that fast

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