What is your Chiefsplanet Schtick? - Page 2

teedubya · 12:02 AM

Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP.

I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using.

Damn you CP 2.0!!1

I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible.

So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia.

while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness.
[ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ]

Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most.

Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there.

So now... I need a new schpeil.

Gaz had his gay font he used.

Rainman has his polls.

FAX did limericks.

Donger patented the question mark.

Simply Red starts very feminine threads.

Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams.

Skip Towne is old.

Phobia has mod abuse hilarity.

Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going.

|Zach| has this smug snarkiness deal

Herzig has a ridiculous post count.

George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets.

Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'.

Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman

TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps

Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever.

Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life.

I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities.

That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now.

Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest?

**Rain Man** · 11-16-2008, 10:43 PM

Have you considered becoming an expert on the Crimean War and linking all Chiefsplanet posts to anecdotes about the war?

teedubya · 11-16-2008, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

You used to be really annoying, but now that your football team sucks ass even more than you do personally, you're not so bad.

Hey thanks man. Ill give you rep, too.

[ only 40 shopping day till christmas ]

TAGS: sandgina, Frazod is still a douche, dammit carl!

**Bugeater** · 11-16-2008, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

don't forget Jayhawk know it all. The MUrons love that. :-)

Part of my new schtick is to sometimes rep the first 3 posters to my threads.

So,

Direckshun, DaFace, and Laz all were rewarded for their awesomeness.

TAGS: douchenozzle, Laz loves tittes, DaFace is Rainman's bitch

What's wrong with doing the first four?

I changed my mind, your tags suck.

Frazod · 11-16-2008, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

Hey thanks man. Ill give you rep, too.

[ only 40 shopping day till christmas ]

TAGS: sandgina, Frazod is still a douche, dammit carl!

I'm here to help.

smittysbar · 11-16-2008, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

Im thinking that at the each of my posts I could add my own fake tags

TAGS: douchebag, carllikespenis, arichi3fsisapostwhore, Direckshun blows goats

That's good

Mecca · 11-16-2008, 10:45 PM

At this point I don't even think I have one, I'm sure the other posters do though and will gladly tell me what it is.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-16-2008, 10:45 PM

Copious profanity, hardcore liberalism, frequent usage of YouTube vids, gifs, references to pr0n, draft "expert", general pain in the ass.

And of course:

kill yourself.

milkman · 11-16-2008, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun

What's the name of our head coach and DC, again?

It's my way expressing my disdain without constantly bitching about those people.

**morphius** · 11-16-2008, 10:47 PM

poor spelling, worse grammar, and rather useless statements, with a touch of sarcasm that only I find funny. But I'm okay with that.

Mecca · 11-16-2008, 10:48 PM

In life people always think I'm "thinks he knows everything guy" "to cool for the room guy" or "really arrogant guy" or all 3 so it's probably some mixture of that.

Silock · 11-16-2008, 10:48 PM

I think it should be trucks.

milkman · 11-16-2008, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laz

whatever you are, you've become increasingly more of it lately.

ye' old grouchy bastard.....

Getting closer to the hoildays.

I hate holidays.

teedubya · 11-16-2008, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

Sexual dynamo.

You wear it well. With your recent weightloss Mr. Wendler... methinks you might stumble into some pussy eventually.

TAGS: Hah aha Gochiefs get laid?!, 30 Year Old Virgin, Basements FTW!!

**Rausch** · 11-16-2008, 10:51 PM

Let me have another beer and get back with you...

teedubya · 11-16-2008, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silock

I think it should be trucks.

hahah... only those in the know, know about this.

Tuesday... http://ijustin.tv/cbb2k8

TAGS: Rock Chalk Jayhawkl, To the 'shipl, basketball school, Trucks

11-16-2008, 10:31 PM
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	What is your Chiefsplanet Schtick? Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP. I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using. Damn you CP 2.0!!1 I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible. So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia. while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness. [ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ] Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most. Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there. So now... I need a new schpeil. Gaz had his gay font he used. Rainman has his polls. FAX did limericks. Donger patented the question mark. Simply Red starts very feminine threads. Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams. Skip Towne is old. Phobia has mod abuse hilarity. Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going. \|Zach\| has this smug snarkiness deal Herzig has a ridiculous post count. George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets. Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'. Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever. Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life. I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities. That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now. Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest? Last edited by teedubya; 11-17-2008 at 12:02 AM..
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11-16-2008, 10:45 PM	#21
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'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7159572	Copious profanity, hardcore liberalism, frequent usage of YouTube vids, gifs, references to pr0n, draft "expert", general pain in the ass. And of course: kill yourself. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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11-16-2008, 10:48 PM	#25
Mecca Hockey Town Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $-652950	In life people always think I'm "thinks he knows everything guy" "to cool for the room guy" or "really arrogant guy" or all 3 so it's probably some mixture of that.
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11-16-2008, 10:48 PM	#26
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