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Amateur Poster
Join Date: Mar 2004
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RIP Scaga
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Get her a spa appointment today....drive her ass down there and then take her somewhere she likes to go, that you don't.
hand make a card. Pull the "i know you think i forgot but this was your surprise"....card |
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Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
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Unless she's reeruned or from Council Bluffs, she'll never go for it. |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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The keyboard of doom offers to help pen a personalized poem for your hand written card..... |
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Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
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#6 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Holy shit dude, you are ****ed.
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#7 |
Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
Casino cash: $10126924
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You go beat that kids ass or what?
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#8 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Dec 2005
Casino cash: $-1342609
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Calmed myself down last night. I knew I was probably too upset to do anything rationally when my 4 year old repeated me and said "Yeah, that guy is a jerk."
So, I'm at work today and going to start with a rational adult conversation with his mom/dad tonight. If that doesn't work, I've got a few ideas. |
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Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
Casino cash: $6753759
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You are so screwed. Farewell, Mr. Scaga. Rest in peace.
Actually, Mr. Iowanian has a good idea. Purchase a spa afternoon and take her. Honestly, that's your only hope. FAX |
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#11 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Casino cash: $1949358
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turn on the GPS piece of your cell phone; insert into anus. Just in case she makes you take a dirt nap, the authorites will be able to find you.
Be sure to charge yoru phone.
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#12 |
Prestige Worldwide
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Spring Hill, KS
Casino cash: $10526
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...that's a big no-no.
Women, if anything, expect their bday to be celebrated the day before their actual birthday. You must sacrifice something she KNOWS you enjoy now. You must wear sandpaper gloves for a month! |
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#13 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
Casino cash: $1818454
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That's my get out of jail card....a pedicure is a winner, anything else you buy up probably puts you back into blowjob for your birthday status.
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#14 |
Supreme Commander of My House
Join Date: Apr 2004
Casino cash: $83622
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Say to her, "Hey, atleast I'm not Clayton."
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Prestige Worldwide
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Spring Hill, KS
Casino cash: $10526
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I predict one of the following.
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