Computers Twitter- Sh*t my dad says. - Page 2

Kclee · 09-21-2009, 10:18 PM

http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays

Anyone see this yet? I could read these all day.

It's a 29 y/o guy that lives with his parents and tweets what his dad says.

**The Franchise** · 09-22-2009, 05:07 PM

"The dog is not bored, it's a ****ing dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a ****ing rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

Dayze · 09-22-2009, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"

I imagine him being beaten with a spatula.

Agent V · 09-22-2009, 05:45 PM

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it ****ed you."

Cjanz · 09-22-2009, 08:08 PM

I love shitmydadsays. Also, the link to that other twitter called stuffcollensays made me lol as well.

**Gadzooks** · 09-22-2009, 08:38 PM

Just goes to show that by that time you're in your 70's you'll be ****in' hilarious (or dead).
God, I hope my kids aren't living with me when I'm in my 70's.

KCChiefsMan · 09-23-2009, 04:05 AM

that guy's dad is awesome

I think the baby shit....Well, I'm smelling shit right now, so if it ain't the baby, one of you has a big ****ing problem."

KCChiefsMan · 09-23-2009, 04:12 AM

"I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."

"I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing ****ing makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' ****ing umbrella in it"

"Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing."

**rockymtnchief** · 09-23-2009, 05:27 AM

Not much can make me laugh at 5:30 in the morning. Thanks.

PunkinDrublic · 09-23-2009, 08:28 AM

I find myself anxiously awaiting the old mans next pearls of wisdom.

**Rain Man** · 09-23-2009, 02:03 PM

Every 70 year-old person is hilarious. Most of them just don't know it.

dtebbe · 09-23-2009, 07:19 PM

I like this guy...

"I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing fuching makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' fuching umbrella in it"

listopencil · 09-23-2009, 07:29 PM

Oh, yeah. I'm definitely following this guy. That guy is just like my Dad, RIP.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10-29-2009, 07:56 PM

"I wanted to see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God took a shit on a parking lot. They deserve some good news."

**The Franchise** · 10-30-2009, 09:36 AM

Quote:

"Does anyone your age know how to comb their ****ing hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started ****ing."

Taco John · 11-10-2009, 01:19 AM

CBS just gave them a TV deal:

http://mashable.com/2009/11/09/from-twitter-to-tv/

09-21-2009, 10:18 PM
Kclee Veteran Join Date: Mar 2002 Casino cash: $10014147	*Twitter- Sht my dad says.** http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays Anyone see this yet? I could read these all day. It's a 29 y/o guy that lives with his parents and tweets what his dad says.
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09-22-2009, 05:07 PM	#16
The Franchise Most Valuable Villain Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $2065047	"The dog is not bored, it's a **ing dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a **ing rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."
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09-22-2009, 05:45 PM	#18
Agent V Bring me Geno. Join Date: Sep 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it ****ed you."
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09-22-2009, 08:08 PM	#19
Cjanz Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $10004900	I love shitmydadsays. Also, the link to that other twitter called stuffcollensays made me lol as well.
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09-22-2009, 08:38 PM	#20
Gadzooks MFIC Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Tromsø, Norway Casino cash: $3729219	Just goes to show that by that time you're in your 70's you'll be ****in' hilarious (or dead). God, I hope my kids aren't living with me when I'm in my 70's.
Posts: 7,771

09-23-2009, 04:05 AM	#21
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	that guy's dad is awesome I think the baby shit....Well, I'm smelling shit right now, so if it ain't the baby, one of you has a big ****ing problem."
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09-23-2009, 04:12 AM	#22
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	"I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept." "I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing **ing makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' **ing umbrella in it" "Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing."
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09-23-2009, 05:27 AM	#23
rockymtnchief Supporter Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Crazys of Montana Casino cash: $10018968 VARSITY	Not much can make me laugh at 5:30 in the morning. Thanks.
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09-23-2009, 08:28 AM	#24
PunkinDrublic Stay down bitch! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Plano, TX Casino cash: $4410670	I find myself anxiously awaiting the old mans next pearls of wisdom. __________________ Disappointing my parents since 1976
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09-23-2009, 02:03 PM	#25
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-542449 VARSITY	Every 70 year-old person is hilarious. Most of them just don't know it. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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09-23-2009, 07:19 PM	#26
dtebbe 3M TA3 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: SoFlo Casino cash: $9993039	I like this guy... "I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing fuching makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' fuching umbrella in it"
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09-23-2009, 07:29 PM	#27
listopencil Immanentize The Eschaton Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $-924120	Oh, yeah. I'm definitely following this guy. That guy is just like my Dad, RIP. __________________ *While you live, shine. Have no grief at all. Life exists only for a short while and time demands its toll.*
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11-10-2009, 01:19 AM	#30
Taco John Sapere Aude Join Date: Jun 2001 Casino cash: $547937	CBS just gave them a TV deal: http://mashable.com/2009/11/09/from-twitter-to-tv/ __________________ Ehyeh asher ehyeh. Donger's Razor: "The most establishment-friendly explanation that gives leftist and neocon politicians the most amount of cover is the only possible explanation, even when gaping holes and leaps of logic are required to get there."
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