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#16 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Cliff Notes:
When you take her to the fire station for a date and she blows the guy rolling hose...you're no longer in love When your best friend is married to another man and you're a registered sex offender talking shit on Chiefsplanet...you're no longer in love. You get a call from, we'll call him Boooo's 50 year old girlfriend.....you're no longer in love. When III pop's your cherry while Plattydaddypuss is at Walmart and then dumps you for TennDPHottie, you're no longer in love. |
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#17 |
Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
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This makes me happy.
I'm so glad this is taking off... It warms my heart and makes me the whole thing. |
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#18 |
Did you hear what I said?
Join Date: Aug 2000
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When you stop posting stupid threads about her.
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#19 |
Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
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When she would eat the whole thing on the plate.
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#20 |
Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Olathe KS
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I can usually tell it's time to move on when I come home after work and the girlfriend is blowing my brother on the couch... Happens at least twice a year, weird though, since he lives in Houston and the only time I see him, my at the time girl is goin to town in a red bikini muttering something about signs in-between neck bobbles... =(
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#21 |
Banned
Join Date: Jul 2001
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#22 |
Veteran
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Americas Finest City
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When you go from "I can't stand being away from him/her" to "I can't stand being with him/her."
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#23 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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I'd guess that when you have enough doubt to post a thread on the internet about it, It's about time to break up with Aunt Mom.
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#24 |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Jabip
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When the thought of going ATM doesn't even excite you anymore.
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Iron Giant
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Don't tread on me.
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Where the peaches grow
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#27 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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#28 |
Rookie
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Mostly Missouri
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When the doe-eyed beauty becomes the bug-eyed bitch.
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#29 |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
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when you would rather jerk off than go through the effort of getting her to have sex with you
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#30 |
pie is never free
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