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Old 07-06-2010, 12:23 PM  
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What's the best sex you ever had?
Looking in the pics forum I got to wondering. What is it? This is not a poll, but stories. What made it great?! Was it a great body?... a great personality?... a freak?... a friend?... a hooker?... the love of your life?... a one-nighter?... unencumbered?... I was drunk and she was Orca, but slippery?...

Let's here 'em.

Sorry if this is a repost, but things change day to day so f you.
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:41 PM   #16
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:44 PM   #17
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The best sex I've ever had was when trying to get the wife pregnant. She was... determined.

Of course, my girlfriend through high school and college was amazing, too.
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:47 PM   #18
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:47 PM   #19
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The best is when you both want it for days, but you can't...

For example, we went to visit my girlfriend's grandparents along with the rest of her family. The house was crowded and we couldn't get away from it for a week...

We promised each other no self gratification for the week to make it extra good...and it was.

This. Even better if the wife is wearing a swimsuit around during that time. Something about my wife in a swimsuit... just gets me in the mood.

Last night was pretty good for that reason. We spent the holiday at her mom's in a house of about 20 people. Lots of swimsuit/pool time without any chance to get it on until we got home last night. Good stuff.
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:52 PM   #20
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:53 PM   #21
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:54 PM   #22
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:55 PM   #23
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It involved handcuffs and a blindfold.
Was he able to get out of either of them?
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:56 PM   #24
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This. Even better if the wife is wearing a swimsuit around during that time. Something about my wife in a swimsuit... just gets me in the mood.

Last night was pretty good for that reason. We spent the holiday at her mom's in a house of about 20 people. Lots of swimsuit/pool time without any chance to get it on until we got home last night. Good stuff.
wasn't there a bathroom with a window?
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:56 PM   #25
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Was he able to get out of either of them?
I wasn't. It's amazing some of the senses you take for granted.
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:59 PM   #26
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I wasn't. It's amazing some of the senses you take for granted.
"I" wasn't? We need details!
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Old 07-06-2010, 01:00 PM   #27
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It involved handcuffs and a blindfold.
Bleh. Never cared for either. My best sex ever is usually drug/alcohol induced.

I prefer the more physical, rough, dirty mouth brand.
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Old 07-06-2010, 01:01 PM   #28
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"I" wasn't? We need details!
I think that was enough to get the main point across.

And actually, I don't think I'd label that as "best" more than "most fun". IMO, nothing beats morning sex.
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Old 07-06-2010, 01:03 PM   #29
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I think that was enough to get the main point across.

And actually, I don't think I'd label that as "best" more than "most fun". IMO, nothing beats morning sex.
But fun = great sex. BTW, all guys love morning sex.
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