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Jim Jones · 11-18-2010, 08:56 PM

On my lunch break today I went a local mexican place..it's mostly for takeout, pretty small and very limited seating. So I order and then go to take a piss, but the bathroom is locked. OK, I wait.

About 5 minutes passes, I can tell my burrito is just about done, and the door opens and a GORGEOUS looking woman walks out. Brunette, perfect body, wearing a low-cut tank top and fairly short shorts. Couldn't have been more than 27 or 28. I sneak a peak as she walks by, then open the door and encounter one of the foulest scents I've smelled in recent memory. I grew up in a house with three other guys (brothers and dad) and what I smelled in that bathroom would rank right up there with some of the most toxic smelling dumps I ever experienced in my house growing up. I stepped inside and literally let out a loud "OH MY GOD" and then quickly turned around to see if anyone heard me. The door had already shut behind me, and now I was trapped. So I held my nose, pissed, and wondered to myself how such a gorgeous creature could push out something that smelled so utterly disgusting.

11-18-2010, 08:56 PM	Topic Starter
Jim Jones Gettin T4iggy With It Join Date: May 2005 Casino cash: $9935155	Experienced every man's worst nightmare today On my lunch break today I went a local mexican place..it's mostly for takeout, pretty small and very limited seating. So I order and then go to take a piss, but the bathroom is locked. OK, I wait. About 5 minutes passes, I can tell my burrito is just about done, and the door opens and a GORGEOUS looking woman walks out. Brunette, perfect body, wearing a low-cut tank top and fairly short shorts. Couldn't have been more than 27 or 28. I sneak a peak as she walks by, then open the door and encounter one of the foulest scents I've smelled in recent memory. I grew up in a house with three other guys (brothers and dad) and what I smelled in that bathroom would rank right up there with some of the most toxic smelling dumps I ever experienced in my house growing up. I stepped inside and literally let out a loud "OH MY GOD" and then quickly turned around to see if anyone heard me. The door had already shut behind me, and now I was trapped. So I held my nose, pissed, and wondered to myself how such a gorgeous creature could push out something that smelled so utterly disgusting.
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