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View Poll Results: Do you need a visual aid to Yank it?
I'm male and i need visual stimulation 24 36.36%
I'm male and i don't need visual stimulation 34 51.52%
I'm female and i need visual stimulation 0 0%
I'm female and i don't need visual stimulation 3 4.55%
my own hand won't even have sex with me (gochiefs option) 2 3.03%
masturbation is a sin (Tebow option) 3 4.55%
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Old 04-15-2011, 01:29 PM  
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Do you need a visual aid to "take care of business"
I always hear about how men are visual and woman are emotional.

So do you need some kind of visual stimulation to "take care of yourself" ... magazine,Video etc ... or can you just think about stuff to finish?

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Old 04-15-2011, 02:22 PM   #16
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Old 04-15-2011, 02:33 PM   #17
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Old 04-15-2011, 02:34 PM   #18
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I don't need a visual aid. Unless I'm staring at the girl on top of me.
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Old 04-15-2011, 02:35 PM   #19
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This is actually a somewhat interesting question (though I'm frightened to even share this).

I grew up in a pretty puritanical home prior to the invent of the internets. The best material I had was found in a sack of old books one of my dad's friends had given him. They were stored down in the garage, and they were filled with what, to me, were lots of steamy sex scenes (Eric Van Lustbader was one author). Anyway, I still have a soft spot for erotic writing from those early years.
uh huh.

TBH, if someone were to have asked me, "Which CP member is most likely to whack it to erotic literature, who would it be?", you'd have been one of my top 3 candidates.
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Old 04-15-2011, 02:35 PM   #20
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Wait, NewChief, how the **** you you beat off to a book?
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Old 04-15-2011, 02:36 PM   #21
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Old 04-15-2011, 03:15 PM   #22
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Old 04-15-2011, 03:27 PM   #23
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Wait, NewChief, how the **** you you beat off to a book?
You kids and your new fangled internet. Back in my day, we beat off holding books and we liked it. Hell... books are easy. The Sears catalog underwear section... that takes skill.
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Old 04-15-2011, 03:28 PM   #24
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uh huh.

TBH, if someone were to have asked me, "Which CP member is most likely to whack it to erotic literature, who would it be?", you'd have been one of my top 3 candidates.
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Old 04-15-2011, 04:39 PM   #25
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Old 04-15-2011, 04:40 PM   #26
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Old 04-15-2011, 04:54 PM   #27
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You kids and your new fangled internet. Back in my day, we beat off holding books and we liked it. Hell... books are easy. The Sears catalog underwear section... that takes skill.
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Old 04-15-2011, 05:10 PM   #29
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I thought this thread was going to be about taking a shit & needing reading material. And thus it has begun, two threads always to get responses are combined. Wacking and pooping & Gochiefs is banned an unable to post. Let's throw in the things that make you want to break things & now we have 3 threads combined. If your still reading this **** you. 4
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