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**gblowfish** · 06-03-2011, 11:43 AM

"Honest your Honor, I'm just a bad tickler!"

http://tinyurl.com/3gqa6qn

KANSAS CITY—
A Kansas City man is facing his second sex crime charge in less than a month. Police suspect 26-year-old Mark Thomas sodomized a four-year-old girl in a hotel room.

In court documents, Thomas told police he was just a "bad tickler" and that his finger slipped.

Thomas is already in jail awaiting legal proceedings on a separate sodomy charge involving a six-year-old girl.

JD10367 · 06-03-2011, 02:48 PM

Aside from the obvious "he's a sick ****, kill him slowly and painfully"... what the **** is a strange 26-year-old guy doing in a hotel room with a 4-year-old? Did he work there? If he did, were his employers not aware of the other charge against him? Where the **** were the parents? Not blaming the victims here but, if I had a 4-year-old daughter, she'd pretty much be within two feet of me or my wife 24/7. There are just too many whacked people out there.

threebag · 06-03-2011, 03:30 PM

I'd give him the Jack Ruby

Pasta Little Brioni · 06-03-2011, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge

Now get on over here and suck your wifes dick

I imagine he'll find out if he prefers tossing the salad with or without jelly in a short period of time.

BWillie · 06-03-2011, 06:37 PM

That is pretty bad, but my friend got stabbed one time in a road rage type of thing. My friend almost ran a stop sign, but didn't. Guy yelled at him, my friend gave him the bird. Guy followed us to a major 4 way intersection. Got out of his car, stabbed my friend through is open car window. When the cops found him, he said he remembered the incident, but he couldn't have done it, because if he would have stabbed him, he would have made sure he killed him. Smart man.

ohiobronco2 · 06-03-2011, 07:54 PM

If the finger doesn't fit you must acquit.

Wow......Even I thought that was in poor taste.

06-03-2011, 11:43 AM
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06-03-2011, 02:48 PM	#16
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	Aside from the obvious "he's a sick **, kill him slowly and painfully"... what the is a strange 26-year-old guy doing in a hotel room with a 4-year-old? Did he work there? If he did, were his employers not aware of the other charge against him? Where the ** were the parents? Not blaming the victims here but, if I had a 4-year-old daughter, she'd pretty much be within two feet of me or my wife 24/7. There are just too many whacked people out there.
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06-03-2011, 03:30 PM	#17
threebag Snacks Are Under My Apron Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Edge Casino cash: $-1012380	I'd give him the Jack Ruby __________________ Smells like Up Dog in here. RIP HayWire Greatest Almost Mod Ever
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06-03-2011, 06:37 PM	#19
BWillie Are you ready to Rumble? Join Date: Apr 2006 Casino cash: $-1368759	That is pretty bad, but my friend got stabbed one time in a road rage type of thing. My friend almost ran a stop sign, but didn't. Guy yelled at him, my friend gave him the bird. Guy followed us to a major 4 way intersection. Got out of his car, stabbed my friend through is open car window. When the cops found him, he said he remembered the incident, but he couldn't have done it, because if he would have stabbed him, he would have made sure he killed him. Smart man.
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06-03-2011, 07:54 PM	#20
ohiobronco2 Veteran Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Upper Arlington, OH Casino cash: $7055685	If the finger doesn't fit you must acquit. Wow......Even I thought that was in poor taste.
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