Weather Anyone go Black Friday shopping? - Page 2

**luv** · 11-25-2011, 05:41 AM

Feel free to share any experiences.

Three or four years ago, I went with a friend to Target. Wasn't too bad of an experience, so I decided to participate in Black Friday this year. No Wal-Mart, no Target, no Best Buy, and no Mall. I went to Academy Sports. I had a friend call me at 1am to tell me people were in line when the drove buy. The store wasn't opening until 5am, so I was going to head that way at 3am. Instead, I got there at 1:30, and there were about 25 people in line. I waited in my car until more people started lining up. I froze my hiney off from 2:20am until 5am.

Two good things I got from this experience. One, Christmas shopping for dad is done. Two, I am reminded why I don't do this, so probably won't again.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've been up for 20 1/2 hours, and I have to take my mom out for lunch for her birthday before meeting friends to watch the LSU/Arkansas game. I'm going to bed!

**rockymtnchief** · 11-25-2011, 08:37 AM

Today is the one day of the year that Federal Law allows all women to be bat shit insane without fear of prosecution. Not only do I not shop, I leave my vehicles off the roads and front yard.

JD10367 · 11-25-2011, 08:38 AM

I think we should use these Black Friday shopping mobs as a way to thin the herd. Tell them there's an amazing deal on stuff, let 'em line up, and when they all burst through the door they find it was actually an opening in a wall with a 500 foot drop to the ground.

Rasputin · 11-25-2011, 08:41 AM

**** NO! Not stepping out doors today.

Last year at Hellmarts, with agonizing back pain, I just wanted to get a jug of milk. They had all the groc iles blocked off with huge lines. So damnet Carl to hell couldn't get milk. I was hurting but still managed for a bit to get around and see what the big deal was with all these zombie shoppers. I stopped & while holding onto my empty shopping cart, couldn't get around any body. Then GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY flippin back BAMM some jack off runs right into me with his shopping cart *UUCK it hurt sumbitch. Really asshole. Not a sorry or my bad. ****ing douchbag.

Back pain sucks. Going to Hellmarts on black friday was just dumbassery on my part. Wasn't even thinking about black friday just wanted to get milk.

**dirk digler** · 11-25-2011, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

For a $2 waffle maker. People are stupid.

That looks exactly like what I experienced last night

**Bwana** · 11-25-2011, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief

Today is the one day of the year that Federal Law allows all women to be bat shit insane without fear of prosecution. Not only do I not shop, I leave my vehicles off the roads and front yard.

No kidding, with the S&W 500 within reach!

**kysirsoze** · 11-25-2011, 08:47 AM

I would literally pay twice as much for my Christmas presents rather than fight these insane crowds. The fact is, though, that with a lot of internet vendors having great sales to compete, I won't have to. I don't do any Christmas shopping in the stores if I can avoid it.

**rockymtnchief** · 11-25-2011, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

No kidding, with the S&W 500 within reach!

Hell yes! Those rounds you gave me will go through 7 or 8 zombie shoppers at a time.

**MahiMike** · 11-25-2011, 08:49 AM

Velkum to Rosha!

evolve27 · 11-25-2011, 08:51 AM

I went to Walmart this morning and nobody was hardly there shopping crazily. I bought some shaving gel and air freshener.

**Bwana** · 11-25-2011, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief

Hell yes! Those rounds you gave me will go through 7 or 8 zombie shoppers at a time.

Yeah, those rounds will go through about anything.

Rasputin · 11-25-2011, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

**** NO! Not stepping out doors today.

Last year at Hellmarts, with agonizing back pain, I just wanted to get a jug of milk. They had all the groc iles blocked off with huge lines. So damnet Carl to hell couldn't get milk. I was hurting but still managed for a bit to get around and see what the big deal was with all these zombie shoppers. I stopped & while holding onto my empty shopping cart, couldn't get around any body. Then GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY flippin back BAMM some jack off runs right into me with his shopping cart *UUCK it hurt sumbitch. Really asshole. Not a sorry or my bad. ****ing douchbag.

Back pain sucks. Going to Hellmarts on black friday was just dumbassery on my part. Wasn't even thinking about black friday just wanted to get milk.

Guess I'm a lier about not going out. The hot chick that live in upstares appartment ask me to take her. Wish me luck. Gittity gittity...

seclark · 11-25-2011, 09:01 AM

hell no. i came to work.

the wife and daughter left at about 7:30 last night so they could drive 3 hours to some mall around the lake of the ozarks. **** that.

they finished up down there and drove back through como to shop some more. **** that.

she just called and said they were back home. they're gonna sleep a few hours, then start hanging up Christmas lights on the house. **** that.

Merry Christmas.
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R8RFAN · 11-25-2011, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

For a $2 waffle maker. People are stupid.

This damn waffle maker is only 9 bucks any other time of the year, look at the butt crack on the fat chick

JD10367 · 11-25-2011, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by evolve27

I went to Walmart this morning and nobody was hardly there shopping crazily. I bought some shaving gel and air freshener.

Not for nothing, dude, but your Christmas present selection sucks ass.

JD10367 · 11-25-2011, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

Guess I'm a lier about not going out. The hot chick that live in upstares appartment ask me to take her. Wish me luck. Gittity gittity...

Not what she meant, dumbass.

::: knock on Tattoo's door, he opens it :::
::: hot upstairs neighbor in skimpy clothing :::
"Take me, Tattoo! Take me now!"
"Uhhh... okay, but I hate Black Friday shopping so I'll wait in the car."

11-25-2011, 05:41 AM
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-1240000	Anyone go Black Friday shopping? Feel free to share any experiences. Three or four years ago, I went with a friend to Target. Wasn't too bad of an experience, so I decided to participate in Black Friday this year. No Wal-Mart, no Target, no Best Buy, and no Mall. I went to Academy Sports. I had a friend call me at 1am to tell me people were in line when the drove buy. The store wasn't opening until 5am, so I was going to head that way at 3am. Instead, I got there at 1:30, and there were about 25 people in line. I waited in my car until more people started lining up. I froze my hiney off from 2:20am until 5am. Two good things I got from this experience. One, Christmas shopping for dad is done. Two, I am reminded why I don't do this, so probably won't again. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've been up for 20 1/2 hours, and I have to take my mom out for lunch for her birthday before meeting friends to watch the LSU/Arkansas game. I'm going to bed!
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11-25-2011, 08:37 AM	#16
rockymtnchief Supporter Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Crazys of Montana Casino cash: $10018968 VARSITY	Today is the one day of the year that Federal Law allows all women to be bat shit insane without fear of prosecution. Not only do I not shop, I leave my vehicles off the roads and front yard.
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11-25-2011, 08:38 AM	#17
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	I think we should use these Black Friday shopping mobs as a way to thin the herd. Tell them there's an amazing deal on stuff, let 'em line up, and when they all burst through the door they find it was actually an opening in a wall with a 500 foot drop to the ground.
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11-25-2011, 08:41 AM	#18
Rasputin Tip of the hat LIV Champs Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ks Casino cash: $95421	**** NO! Not stepping out doors today. Last year at Hellmarts, with agonizing back pain, I just wanted to get a jug of milk. They had all the groc iles blocked off with huge lines. So damnet Carl to hell couldn't get milk. I was hurting but still managed for a bit to get around and see what the big deal was with all these zombie shoppers. I stopped & while holding onto my empty shopping cart, couldn't get around any body. Then GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY flippin back BAMM some jack off runs right into me with his shopping cart UUCK it hurt sumbitch. Really asshole. Not a sorry or my bad. ***ing douchbag. Back pain sucks. Going to Hellmarts on black friday was just dumbassery on my part. Wasn't even thinking about black friday just wanted to get milk. __________________ "Those who don't believe in magic will never find it"
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11-25-2011, 08:47 AM	#21
kysirsoze SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $116946	I would literally pay twice as much for my Christmas presents rather than fight these insane crowds. The fact is, though, that with a lot of internet vendors having great sales to compete, I won't have to. I don't do any Christmas shopping in the stores if I can avoid it.
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11-25-2011, 08:49 AM	#23
MahiMike He's Mahomie! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Jax, FL Casino cash: $10023443	Velkum to Rosha! __________________ 99.9%
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11-25-2011, 08:51 AM	#24
evolve27 Keep It on Wax Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: BUMP MASTER, USA Casino cash: $10004900	I went to Walmart this morning and nobody was hardly there shopping crazily. I bought some shaving gel and air freshener. __________________ Best QB Available
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11-25-2011, 09:01 AM	#27
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $-410100	hell no. i came to work. the wife and daughter left at about 7:30 last night so they could drive 3 hours to some mall around the lake of the ozarks. ** that. they finished up down there and drove back through como to shop some more. that. she just called and said they were back home. they're gonna sleep a few hours, then start hanging up Christmas lights on the house. ** that. Merry Christmas. sec __________________ "Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj
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