Poop Florida Orgy Turns Into Angry Naked Melee! - Page 2

**gblowfish** · 08-21-2012, 08:30 AM

What the Hell....Florida is the number one state for batshit crazy....

http://tinyurl.com/9xcelsl

They had their cake and ate it, too -- but it tasted horrible.
Two Florida swingers got into a battle royale after they solicited guests for sex, and stayed naked even as cops arrived to arrest them, the Hernando Daily reports.

Tina Michelle Norris, 39, and her boyfriend, James Albert Barfield, 56, each brought home their own romantic partners early Monday morning. Barfield invited another woman to have sex with, while Norris invited two men. Neither of them were excited to find out about the other's deviancy, according to the paper.

After some partying, the Weeki Wachee couple allegedly lost it and began beating one another -- and not in the good way. Norris sustained a bloody lip, while Barfield suffered scratch marks on his neck and back, cops told the Hernando Daily.

They kicked and screamed, breaking everything in their path from one side of the house to another, their roommate said in a statement to police.
The three guests left during the melee, but cops found the flustered pair at about 6 a.m. still naked and "very intoxicated and uncooperative." Norris allegedly refused to put her clothes back on.

Police charged both suspects with domestic battery. Norris was slapped with an additional count of resisting arrest.

Of course, this isn't the first time police have been called during a scary sex romp. In April, a German man called cops to report that the woman he brought home demanded too much sex. We've all been there.

bishop_74 · 08-21-2012, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm confused. Were they each assigned to bring home invitees to an orgy, and they didn't like the other's choices? Or were they both just freelancing and didn't coordinate their schedules? Or do drunk people just fight a lot?

Sometimes tab A just doesn't fit in to slot C no matter how hard you try to cram it in. These are all logistics tht need to be hashed out WELL ahead of time for a prty like this.

**Lumpy** · 08-21-2012, 11:22 AM

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In April, a German man called cops to report that the woman he brought home demanded too much sex. We've all been there.

It must have been the lederhosen.

FlaChief58 · 08-21-2012, 12:42 PM

Great, that shit happened 3 miles from my house

**Rain Man** · 08-21-2012, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Flachief58

Great, that shit happened 3 miles from my house

It was so rude of them to not invite you.

FlaChief58 · 08-21-2012, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

It was so rude of them to not invite you.

I know, right?

08-21-2012, 08:30 AM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16896178 VARSITY	Florida Orgy Turns Into Angry Naked Melee! What the Hell....Florida is the number one state for batshit crazy.... http://tinyurl.com/9xcelsl They had their cake and ate it, too -- but it tasted horrible. Two Florida swingers got into a battle royale after they solicited guests for sex, and stayed naked even as cops arrived to arrest them, the Hernando Daily reports. Tina Michelle Norris, 39, and her boyfriend, James Albert Barfield, 56, each brought home their own romantic partners early Monday morning. Barfield invited another woman to have sex with, while Norris invited two men. Neither of them were excited to find out about the other's deviancy, according to the paper. After some partying, the Weeki Wachee couple allegedly lost it and began beating one another -- and not in the good way. Norris sustained a bloody lip, while Barfield suffered scratch marks on his neck and back, cops told the Hernando Daily. They kicked and screamed, breaking everything in their path from one side of the house to another, their roommate said in a statement to police. The three guests left during the melee, but cops found the flustered pair at about 6 a.m. still naked and "very intoxicated and uncooperative." Norris allegedly refused to put her clothes back on. Police charged both suspects with domestic battery. Norris was slapped with an additional count of resisting arrest. Of course, this isn't the first time police have been called during a scary sex romp. In April, a German man called cops to report that the woman he brought home demanded too much sex. We've all been there.
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