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Old 11-06-2012, 09:29 AM  
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Does a vasectomy hurt as bad as they say?
I just found out I have some sperm. I've never had that before and my gf is trying to tell me it hurts like a bitch when it actually comes out (I think she's messing with me).

Any advice? Laughing gas or just take the needle to numb the pain?

Oh, I hate going to the Urology doc too. That really can't help.
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:50 AM   #16
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Old 11-06-2012, 12:50 PM   #17
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Old 11-06-2012, 01:30 PM   #18
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Old 11-06-2012, 01:37 PM   #19
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No, not really. It was a little bit of discomfort afterwards but nothing major. The procedure only took about15 minutes and I was numb for a while afterwards. I was worried like crazy before I did it and then realized it wasn't that big of a deal. I was only 24 or 25 at the time so it may be a bigger deal if you do it when you are older.
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Old 11-06-2012, 01:39 PM   #20
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Old 11-06-2012, 01:41 PM   #21
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Old 11-06-2012, 01:50 PM   #22
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yes. It hurt like a mother. The most pain i ever felt.
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Old 11-06-2012, 01:52 PM   #23
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No, not really. It was a little bit of discomfort afterwards but nothing major. The procedure only took about15 minutes and I was numb for a while afterwards. I was worried like crazy before I did it and then realized it wasn't that big of a deal. I was only 24 or 25 at the time so it may be a bigger deal if you do it when you are older.
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Old 11-06-2012, 02:04 PM   #24
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From the best of Craigslist titled "What a vasectomy is really like": http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...148365387.html
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Old 11-06-2012, 02:09 PM   #25
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LOL its nothing like that at all. The whole thing takes like 10 minutes. The worst part about the whole is process is the prep, you have to shave your balls like a mother.

Afterwards its the greatest feeling in the world that you can nut wherever and whenever you want and NEVER have to worry about getting locked down for the next 18 years.
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dammit man! what the hell is WRONG with you!
I nearly puked......
memories....like the bottom of my ball sack.....
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One of the shots hurt like a mofo but the rest wasn't that bad. The valium before helped a lot. The burning smell from the cauterizing was disturbing, though.

BTW, when they tell you to wait a while before having sex again, there's a reason. Ouch.
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