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Old 05-27-2013, 10:12 PM  
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Late night bullshit: a 2014 Chiefs mock. Because **** you.
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1. Chiefs go 8-8, Alex Smith performs about how you expect him to. Chiefs are not interested in replacing him as starter. Don't even argue the point. We know the goddamn truth.

2. Chiefs let Tyson Jackson, Tony Moeaki, and Kendrick Lewis walk.

3. Chiefs sign Terrance Copper, Geoff Schwartz, Husain Abdullah, and Thomas Gafford on 1-year deals.

4. Chiefs sign Albert long-term this offseason. Chiefs sign McCluster to a $12million/5 year deal, and Jon Asamoah to a $20 million/4 year deal.

5. The Chiefs lose their 3rd to the 49ers for Alex Smith.

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1. NT Daniel McCullers, Tennessee

The draft nuts on this site know me by now: I love DL. That's where my heart is, and for mid-1st talent, I think McCullers is a world beater. He is exactly the kind of talent you want at NT, and Dontari Poe makes plenty of sense in this scheme as a DE.



2. WR DeVante Parker, Louisville

The search to pad out the WR corps continues. Parker joins Bowe, Baldwin, McCluster, and Avery as a WR corps trying to discover itself.



4. OLB Walker May, Vanderbilt

The Chiefs continue to need depth behind Hali and Houston. They have some hope with Zombo and Catapano, my two favorite backups at the position. But neither is starting material. May adds more competition to the position and provides some starter upside.



5. QB Logan Thomas, Virginia Tech

Shut up. Everybody just shut up. There is little reason to believe that the Chiefs are going to be looking for a QB early in this draft, and there's plenty of evidence to suggest that Thomas is in for a big time slide.

The upside is that the Chiefs get a huge pocket presense as, hopefully, Bray's emergence makes Chase Daniel expendable. Alex Smith, Tyler Bray, Logan Thomas. A year ago we would have loved that.



6. DE Will Clarke, West Virginia

Absolute perfect size for the position, and plus athleticism. The Chiefs need more bodies at the DE position, and along with Dontari Poe moving there, the Chiefs must continue investing.



7. RB LaDarius Perkins, Mississippi State

More talent at the RB position.

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Old 05-27-2013, 11:40 PM   #16
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Old 05-27-2013, 11:45 PM   #17
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JFC Daniel McCullers is 370+ lbs?!

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Old 05-27-2013, 11:53 PM   #18
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Old 05-28-2013, 12:38 AM   #19
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I absolutely love the Parker pick in the 2nd round right now, I'd be very happy with that. The rest, ehh, alright. Not a bad draft.

However, I don't see us letting Lewis walk, nor signing McCluster to a 5 year/12 million contract. I'm on the fence about Moeaki walking, knowing that wherever he goes, he'll be picked up fast and probably end up fairly productive for a TE2 low end TE1.
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Old 05-28-2013, 03:01 AM   #20
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i have it on good authority from many on this board that the reason for not drafting a QB this year was because we were - for really honestly for realz this time! - going to draft a QB in 2014...

so this draft can rape itself
I think we will need to wait until 2015 to get a real QB. 2014 has no real prospects.















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Old 05-28-2013, 05:25 AM   #21
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i have it on good authority from many on this board that the reason for not drafting a QB this year was because we were - for really honestly for realz this time! - going to draft a QB in 2014...

so this draft can rape itself
The reality is that it's doubtful that Andy Reid gives up on Alex Smith and drafts a QB in the first round next spring, even though we both want them to.
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And what happened to Bray? Did he impress?
He impressed himself, that's about it.
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Old 05-28-2013, 06:52 AM   #23
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Old 05-28-2013, 07:06 AM   #24
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JFC Daniel McCullers is 370+ lbs?!

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Obviously someone to keep an eye on in his senior year, but his numbers aren't that great yet. Next year will be interesting.

Did seem to be improving at the end of last year, and had one eight tackle game.
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Does your cable package only broadcast games from the southeast region of the country?

The players in your mock come from Tennessee, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Mississippi.
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