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MVP
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Yikes man, take it easy on yourself down there. Wrestling the one eyed champ doesn't have to hurt.
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Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
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Didn't peg you as an Usher fan. Wish you the best.
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Beyond the Rapids
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Langley, VA
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Tweet Jay Cutler, maybe he has some advice
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Busy in a Kohl's restroom
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Milk/Honey/Gazland
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Sorry bro. Might want to avoid Viagra until that clears up. (Seriously, hope you're better soon.)
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Going home eventually
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Penis doctors are a bunch of ball washin bastards.
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Ain't no relax!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Hope this helps....
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
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I think we need a Yes thread only in the picture lounge
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Spiraling down the Drain
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Dante's Ninth Circle
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"We're both part of the same hypocrisy, Senator, but never think it applies to my family." "Fredo. You are my brother, and I love you. But never take sides against the Family again. Ever." 2019 Adopt a Chief - Travis Kelce #87 |
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Sorry, man. 5% of men sounds like a lot so there's probably a lot of money pouring in to find a solution. Hope they solve.
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Fight, build, win!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: KC
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Switch hands maybe it will straighten out.
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
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I have Elephantiasis in my dick.
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Spiraling down the Drain
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Dante's Ninth Circle
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Little can done. Intercourse is impossible. I don't have a bend or curve. When aroused( thanks Fish) I have a 30 to 90 ANGLE. SEVERE PAIN.
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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OH WTF man.
I squirmed in my chair. Did not need to read that. Ughhh.....90 degree? WTF?
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Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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About a year or so ago, I had to go to the urologist to be scoped because I passed a little blood while urinating. The urinalysis showed no blood and then they scoped me. Nurse shot a numbing agent in my pee hole and about 15 minutes later the doctor came in and stuck a 1 foot scope up into my bladder. Was nervous but it wasn't bad. No issues and said the blood could have been a one time minor broken vessel.
I think Bill Clinton suffers from Peyronie's disease
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