Peeing: What would you do?

[frozenchief]

So I recently read that the average adult takes about 15-20 seconds to pee each time they pee. This is just the time for peeing and does not include getting ready, such as getting in position, etc.

Figuring 80 years of life, 8 times to pee per day (about average), 20 seconds per pee (high end but accounts for getting ready, etc.), this translates to roughly 54 days of your life spent peeing.

This is a good 54 days of your life peeing as I calculate.

Here’s my question: would you rather go the rest of your life peeing like normal - middle of the night, sometimes urgent, sometimes inconveniently - or would you rather just spend 54 days straight peeing (assuming that your lifetime supply of urine was not deposited in your bladder all at once so as to burst your bladder and cause you numerous other health issues)?

This is probably the result of me having an edible in an attempt to sleep and my mind just wandering.

[wazu]

Definitely 54 straight days. Having to urinate is a really annoying and constant logistic of life. If this could somehow magically go away that would be awesome. Not to mention some day I'll be old and probably hospitalized for something. No catheter needed!

[Hoover]

Originally Posted by frozenchief

So I recently read that the average adult takes about 15-20 seconds to pee each time they pee. This is just the time for peeing and does not include getting ready, such as getting in position, etc.

Figuring 80 years of life, 8 times to pee per day (about average), 20 seconds per pee (high end but accounts for getting ready, etc.), this translates to roughly 54 days of your life spent peeing.

This is a good 54 days of your life peeing as I calculate.

Here’s my question: would you rather go the rest of your life peeing like normal - middle of the night, sometimes urgent, sometimes inconveniently - or would you rather just spend 54 days straight peeing (assuming that your lifetime supply of urine was not deposited in your bladder all at once so as to burst your bladder and cause you numerous other health issues)?

This is probably the result of me having an edible in an attempt to sleep and my mind just wandering.

This makes me feel better.

I'm a quick pee-er, but it always seems like the dude next to me is peeing a massive amount that goes on for like 3-five minutes. I always figured something is just wrong with me.

What gives?

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Hoover

This makes me feel better.

I'm a quick pee-er, but it always seems like the dude next to me is peeing a massive amount that goes on for like 3-five minutes. I always figured something is just wrong with me.

What gives?

You're old AF and your prostate is enlarged, which in turn narrows your urethra and makes it harder to fully empty your bladder.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

The real question should be how would you like to spend the 3 years of your life masturbating. All at once or spread out over a lifetime.

[IA_Chiefs_fan]

Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin

The real question should be how would you like to spend the 3 years of your life masturbating. All at once or spread out over a lifetime.

Spread out. And I don't think 3 years would cut it anyway.

[Rainbarrel]

Piss pounding is good for morale and reputation

[smithandrew051]

95% of ChiefsPlanet can’t sleepy through the night without needing to get up to pee

[smithandrew051]

Originally Posted by Hoover

This makes me feel better.

I'm a quick pee-er, but it always seems like the dude next to me is peeing a massive amount that goes on for like 3-five minutes. I always figured something is just wrong with me.

What gives?

His dick is probably bigger and holds more pee. Science.

[IA_Chiefs_fan]

Originally Posted by smithandrew051

95% of ChiefsPlanet can’t sleepy through the night without needing to get up to pee

This is me. Right about the time I hit 40.

[frozenchief]

Originally Posted by smithandrew051

95% of ChiefsPlanet can’t sleepy through the night without needing to get up to pee

I am a part of that 95% and that's what got me to thinking about this. If I could just block out 2 months of my life and pee and get it over with, I'd be really happy.

[TripleThreat]

The answer is simple and so many missed it.

After 54 days straight of peeing, you no longer need to worry about peeing the bed at 80 years old resulting in changing your sheets every other day. Now how much time are you calculating for changing those sheets? Bet you wish you pissed your pee away in your 30's or 40's in the months of January and February right about now.

[JohnnyHammersticks]

I feel like if I peed for 54 straight days I'd die of dehydration somewhere between hour 1 and hour 2 of Day 1.

[smithandrew051]

Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks

I feel like if I peed for 54 straight days I'd die of dehydration somewhere between hour 1 and hour 2 of Day 1.

What if you jizzed for 54 straight days? Lmao!!!

[JohnnyHammersticks]

Originally Posted by smithandrew051

What if you jizzed for 54 straight days? Lmao!!!

Then I'd break my record of jizzing for 52 straight days by two days!!

[Buehler445]

I'm rolling with normal.

There is a little bit of endocrine response, especially when you have to pee bad. I'm not giving that back.