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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Kansas City, Missouri
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So who has gooch grease?
I have never in my entire life heard the phrase gooch grease, so I have to ask. |
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In Search of a Life
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In Search of a Life
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#20 |
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I installed those in my house...my kids refuse to use them, say their weird and say things like "I don't want water shot up my ass thank you"
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#21 |
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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Maybe im getting old but, i thought this is why we wear underwear?
Now we need underwear for our underwear?
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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I hate taking shits anywhere but at home since installing them. I feel like a savage if I can't wash my asshole immediately after shitting now.
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#24 |
Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Barn Yard
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What the hell?
This is just stupid. Also to you boys on CP that need a bidet, what the hell happened to using a wet wash cloth afterwards, ya know like men did in the old days? Let me guess, you can't stand the fact you have to wash it out afterwards?
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Uhhhh why would you choose to wash your shit off of a wash cloth over having water clean the shit off your ass for you?
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It's not the washing it part that I don't like, it's explaining to everyone why I'm carrying around a shit stained washcloth that smells exactly like it's been scrubbing assholes all day that made me stop carrying one.
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It's better to upgrade man...
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#29 |
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Do you carry it in your pocket like a hankerchief?
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