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Old 04-25-2025, 10:30 AM   #1
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Old 04-25-2025, 10:52 AM   #2
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Our yard squirrels are my friends, and I'm very upset right now. In the past two months, we've found two dead squirrels who didn't look unhealthy, and the other day I saw a squirrel that was obviously unhealthy. I don't know if someone is poisoning them or something, but they're ain't done nothin' to nobody and are just trying to live their best lives. We only have five trees on our property, so the squirrel population is not large, just three or four probably, and they're getting wiped out.
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Old 04-25-2025, 11:46 AM   #3
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Our yard squirrels are my friends, and I'm very upset right now. In the past two months, we've found two dead squirrels who didn't look unhealthy, and the other day I saw a squirrel that was obviously unhealthy. I don't know if someone is poisoning them or something, but they're ain't done nothin' to nobody and are just trying to live their best lives. We only have five trees on our property, so the squirrel population is not large, just three or four probably, and they're getting wiped out.
Yep this is me. I have a trash can beside my bin for horse feed. I mix a 50 lb bag of sunflower seeds and pour in the cheap birdseed with all the other shit.

I throw them and the birds a scoop on the ground and then a scoop and a half in feeders I have in trees.

Don't **** with my squirrels.
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Old 04-25-2025, 01:23 PM   #4
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Our yard squirrels are my friends, and I'm very upset right now. In the past two months, we've found two dead squirrels who didn't look unhealthy, and the other day I saw a squirrel that was obviously unhealthy. I don't know if someone is poisoning them or something, but they're ain't done nothin' to nobody and are just trying to live their best lives. We only have five trees on our property, so the squirrel population is not large, just three or four probably, and they're getting wiped out.
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Old 04-25-2025, 11:30 AM   #5
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Old 04-25-2025, 12:15 PM   #8
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That was extremely fun to watch. Too bad it didn't launch the little bastards hard enough to any actual damage. He should have aimed it at a brick wall about 20 feet away.
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I have over 200 on my property. I live on a 5 acre wooded lot. There does not seem to be many predators, as the population as exploded the last couple of years. I have both red and grey squirrels. They are destructive and can level a garden in about 10 minutes.

Groundhogs are another animal that can destroy just about all vegetation. I am not a dog person, but I keep thinking I should get a yard dog just to kill all these pests.
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Old 04-25-2025, 01:51 PM   #11
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I have over 200 on my property. I live on a 5 acre wooded lot. There does not seem to be many predators, as the population as exploded the last couple of years. I have both red and grey squirrels. They are destructive and can level a garden in about 10 minutes.

Groundhogs are another animal that can destroy just about all vegetation. I am not a dog person, but I keep thinking I should get a yard dog just to kill all these pests.
I’ve got two acres wooded. Unfortunately, all I have are the little grey bastards so it takes about 8 to make a decent stew.
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Old 04-25-2025, 12:58 PM   #12
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Get tired of tree rats running around my property but my daughter gets upset if I say I'm going to eradicate them.
Get on Zoom with OP and tell all the children the squirrels must be murdered for the better of both your families.

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Get yourself a few boxes of these and let the good times roll. These rounds are literally quieter than a pellet gun. I use them for all my urban squirrel hunting needs.



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Here you go, this guy has some ideas for you.
He's got at least four of these videos so you should have several choices for messing with the squirrels.

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