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Would an idiot do that?
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I took her to dinner at The Majestic Steakhouse, but her GPS was off just a bit and she thought we were at Jimmy Johns... she relentlessly mocked me for spending $150 and 2 hours on shitty subs, when reviews said people typically spend under $20 and less than 30 minutes at the establishment.
I told her that I'd withhold sex if she didn't stop, to which she told me where to shove my footlong, then proceeded to walk outside and into traffic on Broadway and got destroyed by a city bus. Can't say that was the best $4k I ever spent, tbh.
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Live free or die hard
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We're going to need a sexbot rental lookup along the lines of Carmax to figure out what you're getting.
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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Maybe they'll be like robotaxis, and they just circle around walking the streets until you call one.
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21st Century Schizoid Fan
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All well and good until they go all Westworld on you.
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You're CARICATURES, ALL of you
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And we dive deeper and deeper into the uncanny valley.
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Politically Incorrect
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Even the Chinese want hot blonde American women
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Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
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They have those prototype cars now that use crystal technology to change colors...
I mean...that's GOTTA be an option, right? Surely we can get one with some ethnicity switches to flip. And hey, maybe there's a day I feel like hog farmin'. Another I'm hankerin' for a spinner. "We can make them interactive" Oh who gives a shit? Screw that. Make 'em so I can make her ass bigger on a day I want a little more cushion...
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#8 |
Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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The day will come when your bot says you are not worth a **** and leaves you for another ****ing bot!
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You're CARICATURES, ALL of you
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Or it joins OnlyBots to sell "content".
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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One of the biggest challenges for manufacturing is that the company kills the female robots as soon as they come off the assembly line.
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Snacks Are Under My Apron
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Before or after Quality Control?
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Indian Twitter
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Are they like a self-cleaning oven? After usage they may need something like that.
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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Gotta have the self cleaning douche!
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I'm with the Banned
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You pull it out and put it in the dishwasher. They are also microwaveable safe (not sure why).
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MVP
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