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Old Today, 09:10 AM   #1
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Is this something that happened to you in real life?
I took her to dinner at The Majestic Steakhouse, but her GPS was off just a bit and she thought we were at Jimmy Johns... she relentlessly mocked me for spending $150 and 2 hours on shitty subs, when reviews said people typically spend under $20 and less than 30 minutes at the establishment.

I told her that I'd withhold sex if she didn't stop, to which she told me where to shove my footlong, then proceeded to walk outside and into traffic on Broadway and got destroyed by a city bus.

Can't say that was the best $4k I ever spent, tbh.
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Old Today, 07:58 AM   #2
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We're going to need a sexbot rental lookup along the lines of Carmax to figure out what you're getting.


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Old Today, 08:11 AM   #3
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We're going to need a sexbot rental lookup along the lines of Carmax to figure out what you're getting.


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Maybe they'll be like robotaxis, and they just circle around walking the streets until you call one.
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Old Today, 08:12 AM   #5
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Old Today, 08:30 AM   #7
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Even the Chinese want hot blonde American women
They have those prototype cars now that use crystal technology to change colors...

I mean...that's GOTTA be an option, right? Surely we can get one with some ethnicity switches to flip. And hey, maybe there's a day I feel like hog farmin'. Another I'm hankerin' for a spinner.

"We can make them interactive"

Oh who gives a shit? Screw that. Make 'em so I can make her ass bigger on a day I want a little more cushion...
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Old Today, 08:25 AM   #10
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One of the biggest challenges for manufacturing is that the company kills the female robots as soon as they come off the assembly line.
Before or after Quality Control?
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Gotta have the self cleaning douche!
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Are they like a self-cleaning oven? After usage they may need something like that.
You pull it out and put it in the dishwasher. They are also microwaveable safe (not sure why).
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You pull it out and put it in the dishwasher. They are also microwaveable safe (not sure why).
What happens when your GF finds it in the sink? (Archer reference...)
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