Supersize it, Penis Enlargement ........Good Grief! - Page 2

Calcountry · 07-21-2004, 02:25 PM

I always threaten my wife with that and she says a resounding NOOOO, don't do that!

**Rain Man** · 07-21-2004, 02:40 PM

Um, can you forward one of those to me? I want to, um, read it and laugh at it.

KC Kings · 07-21-2004, 03:22 PM

I tried those pills one time. They were way expensive, and it only took me from 13" to 13 1/2", so if the extra half inch is worth $300, go for it.

Seriously though, my Mom has a web business making birth announcements called Tiny Tidings. She buys things for the company, and the name gets sold to spammers. It is pretty funny to see the personalized letters come across startin, "Dear Tiny,"

Calcountry · 07-21-2004, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Kings

I tried those pills one time. They were way expensive, and it only took me from 13" to 13 1/2", so if the extra half inch is worth $300, go for it.

Seriously though, my Mom has a web business making birth announcements called Tiny Tidings. She buys things for the company, and the name gets sold to spammers. It is pretty funny to see the personalized letters come across startin, "Dear Tiny,"

I thought John Holmes was dead.

Archie F. Swin · 07-21-2004, 03:32 PM

I tried Enzyte

here are the results

Calcountry · 07-21-2004, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Archie F. Swin

I tried Enzyte

here are the results

Naw, thats o.k., I am not clicking on that link.

KC Kings · 07-21-2004, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Archie F. Swin

I tried Enzyte

here are the results

I would like to get an order of Levitra for Brad Smith. If his passing game was as good as that old gray haired guy in the commercials, we would be big 12 champs for sure.

sparkky · 10-31-2004, 09:44 AM

my hotmail gets alot of those too. If I replied to HALF of them, I wouldn't be able to DRAG the damn thing around!!!

**ShortRoundChief** · 10-31-2004, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by sparkky

my hotmail gets alot of those too. If I replied to HALF of them, I wouldn't be able to DRAG the damn thing around!!!

yep, I know exactly what you mean. Just think god you didn't reply and wind up like me.

sparkky · 10-31-2004, 11:30 AM

yup, I'm glad. Going to the farm or zoo animals to get laid isn't my idea of a good time!!!.
Age has taught me to always stay within my own specie when attempting to breed for best results!!!!

**ShortRoundChief** · 10-31-2004, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by sparkky

yup, I'm glad. Going to the farm or zoo animals to get laid isn't my idea of a good time!!!.
Age has taught me to always stay within my own specie when attempting to breed for best results!!!!

It took age to teach you that. I'm pretty sure I knew that straight out the womb. Did you have a bad breakup with an elephant or something?

Inspector · 07-21-2004, 04:36 PM

Abraham Lincoln was asked how long a leg should be. He answered: Long enough to reach from the hip to the ground.

I have 5 kids. The reach must have been good enough. And, I aint had no complaints.....

Calcountry · 07-21-2004, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Inspector

Abraham Lincoln was asked how long a leg should be. He answered: Long enough to reach from the hip to the ground.

I have 5 kids. The reach must have been good enough. And, I aint had no complaints.....

your boardname is "Inspector" and you are posting on a Penis enlargement thread.

4th and Long · 07-21-2004, 05:06 PM

You boys are coming at this thing from the wrong perspective. If you are having "size issues" I suggest you start by picking a mate that doesnt have a cooch the size of the Grand Canyon.

That is all.

07-21-2004, 02:25 PM	#1
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07-21-2004, 02:40 PM	#2
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-462449 VARSITY	Um, can you forward one of those to me? I want to, um, read it and laugh at it. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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07-21-2004, 03:22 PM	#3
KC Kings Veteran Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: KC Casino cash: $10004900	I tried those pills one time. They were way expensive, and it only took me from 13" to 13 1/2", so if the extra half inch is worth $300, go for it. Seriously though, my Mom has a web business making birth announcements called Tiny Tidings. She buys things for the company, and the name gets sold to spammers. It is pretty funny to see the personalized letters come across startin, "Dear Tiny,"
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07-21-2004, 03:32 PM	#5
Archie F. Swin This is the way Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Wichita Falls, Texas Casino cash: $9975673	I tried Enzyte here are the results __________________ "No Two People Will Do It The Same, You got It Down...When You Appear to Be In Pain!"
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10-31-2004, 09:44 AM	#8
sparkky Veteran Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Arkansas Casino cash: $10004900	my hotmail gets alot of those too. If I replied to HALF of them, I wouldn't be able to DRAG the damn thing around!!!
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10-31-2004, 11:30 AM	#10
sparkky Veteran Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Arkansas Casino cash: $10004900	yup, I'm glad. Going to the farm or zoo animals to get laid isn't my idea of a good time!!!. Age has taught me to always stay within my own specie when attempting to breed for best results!!!!
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07-21-2004, 04:36 PM	#12
Inspector MVP Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: K.C. Casino cash: $9914975	Abraham Lincoln was asked how long a leg should be. He answered: Long enough to reach from the hip to the ground. I have 5 kids. The reach must have been good enough. And, I aint had no complaints.....
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07-21-2004, 05:06 PM	#14
4th and Long Sad Patrick Is Sad. :( Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In a house Casino cash: $6544925	You boys are coming at this thing from the wrong perspective. If you are having "size issues" I suggest you start by picking a mate that doesnt have a cooch the size of the Grand Canyon. That is all. __________________
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