Prayer Request Judgement Day is coming - Page 20

RustShack · 05-12-2011, 12:15 AM

Some Say Judgment Day Will Take Place Saturday, May 21, 2011
Monday, May 9, 2011 Zondra Hughes
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Harold Camping predicts Christ will return on May 21, 2011.

Judgment Day is just a few days away. Christ will return on May 21, 2011, according to Harold Camping, founder of We Can Know radio.

Camping has been spreading the word about the final days via his Christian Network (that consists of a radio station and companion website), www.wecanknow.com.

We Can Know is the organization behind a series of biblical billboards that bear the date of the Rapture. The organization’s philosophy is that, “We can know something about how God will behave in the future by looking at how He has behaved in the past (Hebrews 13:8). Since He has given advance notice of the precise timing for judgment in the past, we should not be surprised that He is revealing the timing of the end today.”

The We Can Know end of the world campaign has included bumper stickers, pamphlets and even a few mainstream interviews to get the message out.

Follower Kevin Brown said to NPR that God has told him to spread the word about May 21, 2011. “People need to know,” Kevin Brown told NPR, “and God commands us to share the Gospel about the end of the world. He says if we do not share the Gospel then their blood will be on our hands, whether they believe or not. God’s been moving me to do this.”

Camping arrived at the date by the Good Book, which he says predicts that the Rapture is to occur 7,000 years after God’s first warning about the flood. Camping said the flood happened in 4990 B.C., on what would have been May 21 on today’s calendar.

One day equals 1,000 years to God, and God gave Noah one week of warning. And thus, there is a 7,000-year gap between Noah’s flood and the Rapture, bringing us to May 21, 2011.

Not everyone believes the clock will run out on May 21. The American Vision organization points out that Camping initially said the end of the world would occur in 1994.

“In spite of the failure of his 1994 Rapture prediction, Harold Camping is predicting May 21, 2011, as the date the Rapture will take place,” the organization states. “American Vision is so confident that Camping is wrong, we are holding our National Prophecy Conference just a few weeks after his predicted rapture date.”

Judgment Day is also a great week to throw a party, according to the American Atheists, who do not believe in God. The Atheists are hosting a Rapture after-party to prove that Camping is wrong. –zondra hughes

**The Franchise** · 05-20-2011, 11:57 AM

Well...make sure you check off "create stupid thread" from your list.

**RNR** · 05-20-2011, 11:59 AM

Again?

Reerun_KC · 05-20-2011, 11:59 AM

Well Bye!

MOhillbilly · 05-20-2011, 11:59 AM

taters?

beach tribe · 05-20-2011, 12:00 PM

Can someone just move this to the other thread?

**The Franchise** · 05-20-2011, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe

Can someone just move this to the other thread?

You should create a thread asking the Mods to do it.

burt · 05-20-2011, 12:08 PM

On a lighter note, church service has been canceled this Sunday.

**cabletech94** · 05-20-2011, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

Well...make sure you check off "create stupid thread" from your list.

that was actually 2nd on my list.

sedated · 05-20-2011, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Stanley Nickels

Not sure if this has been suggested, since I'm coming into the thread so late...

I'm thinking we should all buy some blow-up sex dolls and fill them with helium, releasing them at high noon tomorrow. When the raptureeruns see the naked bodies floating skyward, an intense joy will overcome them. Prophecy fulfilled, they will close their eyes, open their arms, and accept their impending judgment. Then, when they don't start to float, they'll be really sad, because... no heaven for them.

I was planning on leaving old outfits in random places around churches.

**cabletech94** · 05-20-2011, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

taters?

i've got soooooo many right now. this end world b.s. is really gonna put a damper on my harvest.

**RNR** · 05-20-2011, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

You should create a thread asking the Mods to do it.

ouch~

**luv** · 05-20-2011, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Stop talking dirty to luv that way!

It's okay. I don't mind.

4th and Long · 05-20-2011, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

It's okay. I don't mind.

In that case, to keep the peace with the mods, we need a new smiley.

burt · 05-20-2011, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

It's okay. I don't mind.

If we are taking numbers...... I get first!

4th and Long · 05-20-2011, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by burt

If we are taking numbers...... I get first!

Your number was already called and you failed to answer.

NEXT!

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