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Old 12-22-2004, 11:58 PM  
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Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE
The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!



And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.



Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

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Old 01-13-2012, 10:23 AM   #316
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Old 01-13-2012, 10:28 AM   #317
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Old 01-13-2012, 10:34 AM   #318
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I want to name my future son, Chief. My wife is in disagreement. Should I divorce her?
She should divorce you. Naming him Chief will make him a perpetually mediocre loser. You wanna doom your child so early in life?
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Old 01-13-2012, 10:43 AM   #319
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I want to name my future son, Chief. My wife is in disagreement. Should I divorce her?
FWIW I have a buddy whose wife agreed to let him name their son Heisman.
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Old 01-13-2012, 10:44 AM   #320
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FWIW I have a buddy whose wife agreed to let him name their son Heisman.
THAT is cool.

I want a son so i can make his middle name "Danger".

Wife thinks it's stupid.

I think it's ****ing awesome.
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Old 01-13-2012, 10:45 AM   #321
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Old 01-13-2012, 10:47 AM   #322
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THAT is cool.

I want a son so i can make his middle name "Danger".

Wife thinks it's stupid.

I think it's ****ing awesome.
Just make sure his first name isn't Johnny
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Old 01-13-2012, 11:24 AM   #323
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The most annoying thing my woman does is turn on one alarm clock to go off at 5 am and then she doesn't even get up till her 2nd clock goes off at 6 am.

Weirdest ****ing thing and very annoying.....especially since i'm the one who gets up to turn the damn thing off.
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Old 01-13-2012, 11:42 AM   #326
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Old 01-13-2012, 11:43 AM   #327
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The most annoying thing my woman does is turn on one alarm clock to go off at 5 am and then she doesn't even get up till her 2nd clock goes off at 6 am.

Weirdest ****ing thing and very annoying.....especially since i'm the one who gets up to turn the damn thing off.
That's bad but mine has her phone alarm go off at maximum volume to the tune of Cake's "Short Skirt/Long Jacket", TV show Chuck theme. Decent song but that loud to wake up to......no
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Old 01-13-2012, 11:47 AM   #328
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The most annoying thing my woman does is turn on one alarm clock to go off at 5 am and then she doesn't even get up till her 2nd clock goes off at 6 am.

Weirdest ****ing thing and very annoying.....especially since i'm the one who gets up to turn the damn thing off.
That's me! My alarm is set for 7:00, but I don't get up till 7:30. Thankfully she gets up first anyway so it doesn't bother her unless of course it's her day off (like today), then she just puts a pillow over her head. I'm not trying to be selfish, I just honestly can't get up unless I snooze like 4 times.
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