Prayer Request Judgement Day is coming - Page 25

RustShack · 05-12-2011, 12:15 AM

Some Say Judgment Day Will Take Place Saturday, May 21, 2011
Monday, May 9, 2011 Zondra Hughes
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Harold Camping predicts Christ will return on May 21, 2011.

Judgment Day is just a few days away. Christ will return on May 21, 2011, according to Harold Camping, founder of We Can Know radio.

Camping has been spreading the word about the final days via his Christian Network (that consists of a radio station and companion website), www.wecanknow.com.

We Can Know is the organization behind a series of biblical billboards that bear the date of the Rapture. The organization’s philosophy is that, “We can know something about how God will behave in the future by looking at how He has behaved in the past (Hebrews 13:8). Since He has given advance notice of the precise timing for judgment in the past, we should not be surprised that He is revealing the timing of the end today.”

The We Can Know end of the world campaign has included bumper stickers, pamphlets and even a few mainstream interviews to get the message out.

Follower Kevin Brown said to NPR that God has told him to spread the word about May 21, 2011. “People need to know,” Kevin Brown told NPR, “and God commands us to share the Gospel about the end of the world. He says if we do not share the Gospel then their blood will be on our hands, whether they believe or not. God’s been moving me to do this.”

Camping arrived at the date by the Good Book, which he says predicts that the Rapture is to occur 7,000 years after God’s first warning about the flood. Camping said the flood happened in 4990 B.C., on what would have been May 21 on today’s calendar.

One day equals 1,000 years to God, and God gave Noah one week of warning. And thus, there is a 7,000-year gap between Noah’s flood and the Rapture, bringing us to May 21, 2011.

Not everyone believes the clock will run out on May 21. The American Vision organization points out that Camping initially said the end of the world would occur in 1994.

“In spite of the failure of his 1994 Rapture prediction, Harold Camping is predicting May 21, 2011, as the date the Rapture will take place,” the organization states. “American Vision is so confident that Camping is wrong, we are holding our National Prophecy Conference just a few weeks after his predicted rapture date.”

Judgment Day is also a great week to throw a party, according to the American Atheists, who do not believe in God. The Atheists are hosting a Rapture after-party to prove that Camping is wrong. –zondra hughes

**KcMizzou** · 05-20-2011, 11:05 PM

If the rapture happens, It'll take me a while to notice. Most of my friends and family are just as sinful as me.

Got a sister that might vanish, though. I don't talk to her much.

Ace Gunner · 05-20-2011, 11:06 PM

....... .. ... .. .man .. .. this is different than I thot it would b.. . . . ....... . . .. ........

MMXcalibur · 05-20-2011, 11:07 PM

I'm dead, guys. Later.

**Bowser** · 05-20-2011, 11:09 PM

I gotta poop

**KcMizzou** · 05-20-2011, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

I gotta poop

Poop well. It may be the last poop you ever get to poop.

RustShack · 05-20-2011, 11:11 PM

It's supposed to be 6 pm central time

**KcMizzou** · 05-20-2011, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RustShack

It's supposed to be 6 pm central time

Ok, Bowser may have another poop before it all goes to shit. I'm not real clear on his poop cycle.

JohninGpt · 05-20-2011, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RustShack

It's supposed to be 6 pm central time

Because Noah's flood was on Rhema...I mean central time.

JohninGpt · 05-20-2011, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Ok, Bowser may have another poop before it all goes to shit. I'm not real clear on his poop cycle.

It's easier to float towards heaven with an empty colon.

**Bowser** · 05-20-2011, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Ok, Bowser may have another poop before it all goes to shit. I'm not real clear on his poop cycle.

I can definitely get cleaned out with 18 hours to work with. I'm a pro at this.

**Dave Lane** · 05-20-2011, 11:15 PM

I thought it was 4:00 PM CST. I'm putting off cutting the grass till 4:30 in case I don't have too cuz I'm dead.

**KcMizzou** · 05-20-2011, 11:15 PM

I made sure not to pay any of my bills... just in case.

JohninGpt · 05-20-2011, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

I thought it was 4:00 PM CST. I'm putting off cutting the grass till 4:30 in case I don't have too cuz I'm dead.

You should hire a crew of nieghbor kids to cut it a 3:30 and pay them with a check.

-King- · 05-20-2011, 11:22 PM

The streets will be littered with dead bodies and abandoned cars from all the "good" people later today.

**KcMizzou** · 05-20-2011, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by -King-

The streets will be littered with dead bodies and abandoned cars from all the "good" people later today.

I'm gonna find me a SWEET ride.

05-12-2011, 12:15 AM
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