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Old 07-01-2005, 08:41 AM  
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New Posters, Lurkers and Noobs...Front and Center.

I'm Iowanian and I'll be your tour guide today Please remain seated at all times while the Tram is moving, and as always, thankyou for visiting Chiefsplanet.....[/nasal crackled speaker recited speach voice]

This issue has been coming up in several recent conversations....that new posters and those who don't post often, don't feel welcome, or comfortable to make comment. The Offseason, when its slow, is as good a time as any, to wade into the pool.

Let me say, that prior to joining the planet(a new start) I was very uncomfortable posting at the star.....because "these internet people seem to know each other". I sort of felt like I was interupting someones conversation at a cafe or something. It took "the mike keck incident" to make me just do the cannonball into the pool. I wasn't comfortable until I had an oportunity for a fresh start, when chiefsplanet came online....and it took awhile after that.

Every poster has a story and a personality. Those who have been here a long time, probably know enough about each other's lives to scare the shit out of all of us....just from accumulation of tidbits through the years.

This is your Oportunity to step forward. Introduce yourself. This is a safe place. Let us get to know you, and if anyone is a prick for no reason on this thread, I'll stick my thumb in their Router.

Enjoy this comlimentary coupon for all newer posters for 1 free oportunity, after reading Iowani-commentary for years-months-weeks to sign the fan book, or tell me I'm an ________________.

Welcome.
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Old 02-08-2006, 10:25 PM   #391
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I have a couple of muslim friends from the middle east that I went to college with....cool guys, and I'm Christian (definately not hard core) and we have gotten drunk together on several occasions
Thats awesome-spread the peace dude-everyone must get drunk.
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Old 02-08-2006, 10:26 PM   #392
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Old 02-08-2006, 10:27 PM   #393
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Color me mesmerized.

You must be jamming on Rush.
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Old 02-08-2006, 10:58 PM   #394
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So we have Iowanian to thank for this recent n00b infestation!
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Old 02-08-2006, 11:43 PM   #395
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So we have Iowanian to thank for this recent n00b infestation!
Could be. This very thread prompted me to stop lurking and sign up when it first appeared in July. I didn't post on it then, though, because it had dropped off the front page by the time my registration was complete. I figured bumping it then would be a classic n00b move.

'Course, so is admitting that I was a lurker.
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Old 02-09-2006, 01:13 AM   #396
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I didn't say color me horny.
How many crayons were in the box you got? I don't remember a horny crayon or a mesmerized crayon. Did that box come with a sharpener AND an expandable handle with wheels like luggage?
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Old 02-09-2006, 08:08 AM   #397
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Old 02-09-2006, 08:53 AM   #398
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Anyone can go to the local mini airport...

Request to Purchase some Jet Fuel for a R.C. Plane or some sort of mini rocket bullshit i cant think of right now but y'all know wtf im talkin bout.

too easy to pick up
When I was in the Air Force our jets used JP-4 fuel. It is basically kerosene.
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:00 AM   #399
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When I was in the Air Force our jets used JP-4 fuel. It is basically kerosene.
I think it was kerosene,

didnt your jets look like this












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Old 02-09-2006, 10:48 AM   #400
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I'll go next. I'm not afraid of you ****ers. I'm ChiefPote and still trying to find a good avatar, something real original, not like some of the shit you guys have.

Anyway I've been a Chiefs fan for 35 years and I'm really sick and tired of waiting on a damn SuperBowl championship. If the Chiefs lose, my week really sucks. When they win, my co-workers get to put up with me all week long. Oh do I remember 9-0, damn that was a good run.

I hate the ****ing broncos, the raiders, the chargers...now that i mention it, I hate any team playing the Chiefs.

Before I signed up for the Chiefs Planet, I never cussed. Well those days are ****ing gone.

Best intro yet!!! We should all take a lesson here. At least you didnt piss off the MODS.

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Old 04-12-2006, 08:31 PM   #401
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Somewhere tonight, a lurker who would be an awesome poster, is reading this thread....thinking about submitting his or her first post.
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Old 04-12-2006, 08:35 PM   #402
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Somewhere tonight, a lurker who would be an awesome poster, is reading this thread....thinking about submitting his or her first post.
Yes but they know skip will be right alont to call em a damn n00b
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Old 04-12-2006, 08:36 PM   #403
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Any First time poster who begins here now, who is harassed by Skip, or any other regular, will be issued 1 free Iowani-insult via PM to use on said poster.

This is the safe place. Outside this thread, they're on their own.
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Old 04-12-2006, 08:38 PM   #404
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Old 04-12-2006, 08:46 PM   #405
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This is the safe place. Outside this thread, they're on their own.
Pshaw! You got nuttin'. Your barnyard stylings can't protect a n00b from my wrath.
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