Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. - Page 3

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:21 PM

Post your reasons here. I'll start.

1. They stand between us and the playoffs.

2. We play them next week.

3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts.

4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams.

5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously.

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little.

8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight.

9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.

10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2.

11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich.

12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places.

Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.

Hammock Parties · 11-27-2005, 09:52 PM

Tom Jackson - the pudgy, smug-whenever-Denver-does-anything-remotely-positive ESPN studio host and former Broncos linebacker.

Just look at this guy. I want to punch his nose.

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:52 PM

Having their uniforms turned into a marketing billboard for Nike.

**Iowanian** · 11-27-2005, 09:53 PM

I've got a great clip, if I can get it hosted for a thread like this....

Sample of fans riding glory of those mighty

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**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:53 PM

Karl Mecklenburg. What is it about that guy that makes him so easy to hate?

redfan · 11-27-2005, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs

26. They have the lamest crowd chant in pro sports. IN-COM-PLETE!

Wow that is lame. I always thought they were saying: Let's Go D!
It all makes sense now...

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:55 PM

That whole self-anointed "mastermind" nickname for Shanarat, when the only thing he's done right in ten years is get lucky on one sixth-round pick.

**007** · 11-27-2005, 09:56 PM

[QUOTE=Rain Man]23. They gave Shannon Sharpe to the league, a mush-mouthed wide receiver who lined up at tight end because he was too slow play wide.

Shannon Sharpe, self-proclaimed "greatest tight end to ever play the game" Hmmm, compare the numbers with Tony will ya. What a JackAss.

**Saulbadguy** · 11-27-2005, 09:57 PM

Taco John.

**007** · 11-27-2005, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk13

They're a white Bronco. An obvious figurative metaphor in support of O.J. Simpson.

keg in kc · 11-27-2005, 10:05 PM

They're the Broncos. What other reason is there?

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 10:09 PM

The Broncos' funneling of financial support to al qaeda cells in Afghanistan.

**Saulbadguy** · 11-27-2005, 10:11 PM

The Broncos digitally put Jabba the Hutt in the new Star Wars Special Edition movie, and made Greedo shoot first.

**Saulbadguy** · 11-27-2005, 10:12 PM

The Broncos ran for congress and won. Then they had sex with an intern, killed her, and hid her body.

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 10:15 PM

The Broncos call me up and tell me the endings to movies before I go see them.

**cdcox** · 11-27-2005, 10:16 PM

The whole "Zapruder-film" analysis of Hall's TD return with FBI-style push pins ot signify locations of illegal blocks. Funniest thing I ever saw.

11-27-2005, 09:21 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $1798491 VARSITY	Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. Post your reasons here. I'll start. 1. They stand between us and the playoffs. 2. We play them next week. 3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts. 4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams. 5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously. 6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance. 7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little. 8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight. 9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules. 10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2. 11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich. 12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places. Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.
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11-27-2005, 09:52 PM	#31
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $3190478	Tom Jackson - the pudgy, smug-whenever-Denver-does-anything-remotely-positive ESPN studio host and former Broncos linebacker. Just look at this guy. I want to punch his nose. __________________ Chiefs game films
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11-27-2005, 09:55 PM	#36
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $1798491 VARSITY	That whole self-anointed "mastermind" nickname for Shanarat, when the only thing he's done right in ten years is get lucky on one sixth-round pick. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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11-27-2005, 09:56 PM	#37
007 Shaken. Not stirred. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London Casino cash: $13200126 VARSITY	[QUOTE=Rain Man]23. They gave Shannon Sharpe to the league, a mush-mouthed wide receiver who lined up at tight end because he was too slow play wide. Shannon Sharpe, self-proclaimed "greatest tight end to ever play the game" Hmmm, compare the numbers with Tony will ya. What a JackAss. __________________ My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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Saulbadguy When a nightmare becomes real Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $1146966	The Broncos digitally put Jabba the Hutt in the new Star Wars Special Edition movie, and made Greedo shoot first. __________________ http://www.goemaw.com
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11-27-2005, 10:12 PM	#43
Saulbadguy When a nightmare becomes real Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $1146966	The Broncos ran for congress and won. Then they had sex with an intern, killed her, and hid her body. __________________ http://www.goemaw.com
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cdcox www.nfl-forecast.com Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $1311769	The whole "Zapruder-film" analysis of Hall's TD return with FBI-style push pins ot signify locations of illegal blocks. Funniest thing I ever saw.
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