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Old 05-31-2005, 11:33 AM  
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At least I say that now. Got pulled over for DUI yesterday with my dog in the truck going ballistic. I was getting ready to move so I had been drinking Makers Mark and smoking cigars all day. I must have smelt terrible. The officer immediatly smelled it on me and called for backup. I was right at the intersection of 92 and 101 probably the busiest place I could possible be pulled over. 30 minutes later in what felt like 2 hours in a never ending sobriety tests I drove away. I am thanking my lucky stars today.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:39 PM   #31
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The thing that pisses me off was that the initial legislation was that there could be no seatbelt tickets unless the initial stop was for something else first. That seems to have fallen by the wayside.

Incementalism. Gotta love it.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:45 PM   #32
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Damn, in Florida the seat belt ticket costs you a cool $67....You folks are way behind the curve....
The hell you say. I bet you would rather buckle up than pay state taxes.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:45 PM   #33
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im not concerned w/ how many i kill.
im much more concerned w/ how much beer i spill.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:50 PM   #34
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Damn, in Florida the seat belt ticket costs you a cool $67....You folks are way behind the curve....
$125 in Texas. $50 in Arkansas.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:51 PM   #35
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The thing that pisses me off was that the initial legislation was that there could be no seatbelt tickets unless the initial stop was for something else first. That seems to have fallen by the wayside.

Incementalism. Gotta love it.
That's the "insidious nature" Bob Dole mentioned earlier.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:53 PM   #36
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That's the "insidious nature" Bob Dole mentioned earlier.
Kinda like drinking a case of beer and then having a picture of you bare ass posted on teh interweb?
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:53 PM   #37
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im not concerned w/ how many i kill.
im much more concerned w/ how much beer i spill.
I was really worried about what was going to happen to my dog if I got arrested too, he was not happy. Even if they SPCA got him picked up without killing him don't they automatically cut the dogs balls off?
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:55 PM   #38
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$125 in Texas. $50 in Arkansas.
$125 ouch. Last time I got one of those I went ballistic. This time I was actually thanked him for writing the ticket. I think that is the most pollite I have ever been in my entire life.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:57 PM   #39
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Kinda like drinking a case of beer and then having a picture of you bare ass posted on teh interweb?
Sort of, but not really.
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Old 05-31-2005, 01:05 PM   #40
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I hate seat belts and won't wear them.
My new car has sensors in the seats so it "knows" when someone is sitting in them. If you sit in the seat and don't fasten your seatbelt, it beeps.

And beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps.

There's no way to shut it off that I've found.

The day after I got the car I put my laptop on the seat on my way to work. My car started beeping incessantly. I thought "it's brand-****ing now, how could it be broken already". I finally realized that my laptop was just heavy enough to fool the sensor into thinking a person was sitting there.
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Old 05-31-2005, 01:08 PM   #41
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Kind of makes you wonder when the insurance companies lobbied for and got seat belt laws why your insurance premiums didn't go down.

F'ing insurance companies.
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Old 05-31-2005, 01:08 PM   #42
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The guy I work out with says he was watching the news Friday night and they said California has the highest incarceration rate per capita of anywhere else in the entire world. We also have the highest rate of drug convictions.
Those two go hand in hand.

I read an article in the Boston Globe regarding women in prison. Some amazing stuff.

1. Women constitute about 10% of the US prison population. A little under 200K out of 2M incarcerated.

2. 70% of women in jail are mothers.

3. Some absurdly high percentage (like 60%) are in for nonviolent crimes, usually related to drug usage.

Glad we waste our money locking up these folks.
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Old 05-31-2005, 01:14 PM   #43
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My new car has sensors in the seats so it "knows" when someone is sitting in them. If you sit in the seat and don't fasten your seatbelt, it beeps.

And beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps and beeps.

There's no way to shut it off that I've found.

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Interestingly, my 1972 Mustang Mach I had exactly the same system. Seriously. I've never seen a car with that system since then.
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Old 05-31-2005, 01:16 PM   #44
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Old 05-31-2005, 01:24 PM   #45
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****ing Seatbelt.

Got a ticket for that. ****ing insurance companies.
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