that time of month - Page 3

bogie · 01-24-2006, 11:25 AM

I'm sure there have been numerous threads about this, but fuck!!!! My normally sane, laid back, calm, logical wife turns in to a meat grinder during her time of the month. It is so obvious when she's about to start. It only last a few days, but I have to spend a few days with a woman that has a persoality that I would never, ever want to hang out with. She's even combatative with our 7 year old daughter. I want to explain to my daughter that now is not the time to question anything mommy does, but when my daughter asks why, (which 7 year olds do all the time) I wouldn't know what to tell her. So basically, she's on her own. I told her this morning (my daughter) to make sure she stops and thinks about what she's going to say before she says it and to not talk back to mommy. What I really wanted to say is mommy's about to have her period and women turn in to b*tches when they have their period. But I didn't. My wife's nose actually turns a little rosy colored when she's about to start. At that point, I know that the meat grinder is about to arrive.

pikesome · 01-24-2006, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SLAG02

It has been proven that the Smell of men's Armpits can have a Positive effect on womens Mestrual Cycles

What, it incresses the length and bitchy-ness?

SLAG · 01-24-2006, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by pikesome

What, it incresses the length and bitchy-ness?

No No No... Scratch that Reverse it

SLAG · 01-24-2006, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Did she lock herself in the bathroom?

**TinyEvel** · 01-24-2006, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I had a girlfriend in college who was really horny on the rag..... that time of the month was AWESOME.

Surf the red tide, dude!

SLAG · 01-24-2006, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by tinyevel

Surf the red tide, dude!

I had a tought time explaining to my mom in H.S why all my black shirts were dirty within in 2 day span

01-24-2006, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SLAG02

I had a tought time explaining to my mom in H.S why all my black shirts were dirty within in 2 day span

Black shirts get just as dirty as white shirts. I'm surprised I need to explain this.

SLAG · 01-24-2006, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Black shirts get just as dirty as white shirts. I'm surprised I need to explain this.

I didnt need to go through 10 of them in 2 days

Inspector · 01-24-2006, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by pikesome

The problem with that is you go from having to put up with the roller coaster and getting some occasionally to getting nothing. I'm think most agree its an ok trade-off.

Getting nothing???

Hmmm...must not affect all of them the same.

If anything, it's quite the opposite. There is no off-limit times and she seems to have a little more.....well....energy.

No complaints here.

bogie · 01-24-2006, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Inspector

How did I spell relief?

M e n o p a u s e

Ahhhhhh...........

I believe this is right around the corner for her. It can't happen soon enough. How does your wife handle hot flashes? I hear they can be kind of intence as well.

Jilly · 01-24-2006, 04:21 PM

unfortunately, I get sad for the world at that time and I very easily cry.

But I've noticed that men sometimes have a few mood swings during the month as well... I'm not sure if it's hormonal or if it's just an irregularity of bowel movements....but it seems like men sometimes have a bit of PMS type symptoms too.

**Donger** · 01-24-2006, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Did she lock herself in the bathroom?

No. She grabbed me by the nuts. Not in a loving way, mind you.

Frosty · 01-24-2006, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TitsMagee

uI'm not sure if it's hormonal or if it's just an irregularity of bowel movements....but it seems like men sometimes have a bit of PMS type symptoms too.

It's putting up with bitchy women.

Jilly · 01-24-2006, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by arc

It's putting up with bitchy women.

why didn't I see that coming?

Frosty · 01-24-2006, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TitsMagee

why didn't I see that coming?

Just remember ladies,

"It's hard to kiss the lips at night,
that chew your ass out all day long"

- Rodney Crowell

Over-Head · 01-24-2006, 05:18 PM

Dude, I just buy an extra 1/4

and stay wired for a week.
At least I know why she's pissed at me

And trust me, when your ripped to the tit's and don't give a shit, you'll actually laugh at her tantrums after a while. (AFTER she leaves the basement/shed/back porch)

Even blasted I know better than to laugh at the beter half while i'm still within striking range

)

01-24-2006, 11:25 AM
bogie West Coast Chief Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: california Casino cash: $10004900	that time of month I'm sure there have been numerous threads about this, but fuck!!!! My normally sane, laid back, calm, logical wife turns in to a meat grinder during her time of the month. It is so obvious when she's about to start. It only last a few days, but I have to spend a few days with a woman that has a persoality that I would never, ever want to hang out with. She's even combatative with our 7 year old daughter. I want to explain to my daughter that now is not the time to question anything mommy does, but when my daughter asks why, (which 7 year olds do all the time) I wouldn't know what to tell her. So basically, she's on her own. I told her this morning (my daughter) to make sure she stops and thinks about what she's going to say before she says it and to not talk back to mommy. What I really wanted to say is mommy's about to have her period and women turn in to b*tches when they have their period. But I didn't. My wife's nose actually turns a little rosy colored when she's about to start. At that point, I know that the meat grinder is about to arrive.
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01-24-2006, 04:21 PM	#40
Jilly MVP Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $9984925	unfortunately, I get sad for the world at that time and I very easily cry. But I've noticed that men sometimes have a few mood swings during the month as well... I'm not sure if it's hormonal or if it's just an irregularity of bowel movements....but it seems like men sometimes have a bit of PMS type symptoms too.
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01-24-2006, 05:18 PM	#45
Over-Head Boom, Boom , Crash Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In my shed Casino cash: $9995760	Dude, I just buy an extra 1/4 and stay wired for a week. At least I know why she's pissed at me And trust me, when your ripped to the tit's and don't give a shit, you'll actually laugh at her tantrums after a while. (AFTER she leaves the basement/shed/back porch) Even blasted I know better than to laugh at the beter half while i'm still within striking range ) __________________ ...Illegitimus non Carborundum est...
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