Give me something to write about - Page 3

Ultra Peanut · 10-10-2006, 01:23 AM

Seriously. An idea for a very short narrative, or something. Do it, and if you're nice, I'll share it with you.

Demonpenz · 10-10-2006, 11:51 AM

i will bury those cockaroches!

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-10-2006, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by smed1065

MJ versus alcohol if it is a college paper, works everytime.......

Did for me because I had facts..

As someone who teaches college composition, I am fucking sick of that paper. It's pretty much a deal-breaker at this point.

joesomebody · 10-10-2006, 12:28 PM

How about a deadly strain of E-Colli in spinach?

CoMoChief · 10-10-2006, 12:29 PM

Do a novel on the Anexation of Puerto Rico.

And yes this is the football play, not the historical event.

**Rain Man** · 10-10-2006, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

I could use, like, eight more decent ideas by December.

tia kthxbai

A guy on a desert island talking to himself after discovering that a large number of Japanese-language newspapers have just washed up on his beach.

joesomebody · 10-10-2006, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

A guy on a desert island talking to himself after discovering that a large number of Japanese-language newspapers have just washed up on his beach.

And they are infected with E-Colli.

joesomebody · 10-10-2006, 12:35 PM

OK, a somewhat serious one this time. My 1 year old golden retreiver has been running/barking lately in his sleep.
Write what a dog dreams about. He was recently uprooted from his home in Salt Lake City to rural Missouri, so I'm guessing he misses chasing Mormons.

That's it! He's dreaming that the Missouri Squirrel population is trying to convert him to Mormonism. You can go somewhat Orwellian with a religous war involved.

Ultra Peanut · 10-10-2006, 02:00 PM

Lost at sea since who knows when, family and friends
or anyone else for that matter, never to be seen again
He faces the prospect of a life lived alone
His heart still hopes for rescue
but His mind expects no such reprieve

On a microscopic island, the place He now calls home
a routine developed to secure His sanity
(ever-present loneliness excepted, of course)
Chirping along with birds, making up His own tunes
This is the only way He survives

It seems like no one else exists, or ever did before
In the distance a crash is heard, something big
washed up and pounding the rocks
The crate sits battered but firm as he fishes it out
He ponders its contents and scrabbles it open

The crate reveals its bounty, protected from the sea
He peers inside and lets out a gasp
All the news that's fit to print; a connection, if tenuous
to an entire world that seemed forever erased
There was only one minor catch

"学生は愚かな主題についての詩を書く," He sees
and the symbols mean less than nothing
He balls up a few pages and flings them back to the seas
wondering what kind of person delivers a message
to someone who can't comprehend it

A few days later, He tries to salvage something positive
from the treasure trove of dross
Looking at the pages, He creates a new world
"Emperor Marries Goat in Lavish Ceremony," in resulting fashion
as such, His amusement is long-lasting

Weeks later, He reaches the last paper in the pile
displaying the headline, "皇帝は物惜しみしない式のヤギと結婚する"
A sliver of recognition strikes, then fades away
So finding it difficult to arrive at a conclusion
He starts the pile over anew

**Rain Man** · 10-10-2006, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

"皇帝は物惜しみしない式のヤギと結婚する"

Heh. I like that.

**Iowanian** · 10-10-2006, 04:18 PM

I have 10,000 terra cotta football fans in a barn. I've been pondering renting them to various struggling professional franchises to help make their stadium look full during televised games, and to reduce the likelyhood that someone notices them pumping in artificial crowd noise.

Terra Cotta First Down Elvis is a hoot.

Write about other alternative Uses of my Terra Cotta football army.

Ultra Peanut · 10-10-2006, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Heh. I like that.

It's a scientific fact that goats are comedy gold, no matter the language.

Simply Red · 10-10-2006, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

See, people? Was it really so hard to take things seriously for a moment?

This falls on the "Something" side of the sentence in your thread.

Okay Okay Peanut. I think I have one.

Nevermind....

Simply Red · 10-10-2006, 07:23 PM

Lots of ideas U.P.

I am struggling on the very short part of your request..

Hammock Parties · 10-10-2006, 07:49 PM

Write about a cheese revolution.

**RealSNR** · 10-10-2006, 09:50 PM

Write about a North Dakotan college organist who saves a roomful of bikini babes from a burning building while fighting hoards of alien robots with machine guns and chainsaws

10-10-2006, 01:23 AM
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	Give me something to write about Seriously. An idea for a very short narrative, or something. Do it, and if you're nice, I'll share it with you.
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10-10-2006, 11:51 AM	#31
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10-10-2006, 12:28 PM	#33
joesomebody Waiting to be voted off Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Baltimore, MD Casino cash: $9994900	How about a deadly strain of E-Colli in spinach?
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10-10-2006, 12:29 PM	#34
CoMoChief Mahomes Dynasty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $7672254	Do a novel on the Anexation of Puerto Rico. And yes this is the football play, not the historical event.
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10-10-2006, 12:35 PM	#37
joesomebody Waiting to be voted off Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Baltimore, MD Casino cash: $9994900	OK, a somewhat serious one this time. My 1 year old golden retreiver has been running/barking lately in his sleep. Write what a dog dreams about. He was recently uprooted from his home in Salt Lake City to rural Missouri, so I'm guessing he misses chasing Mormons. That's it! He's dreaming that the Missouri Squirrel population is trying to convert him to Mormonism. You can go somewhat Orwellian with a religous war involved.
Posts: 2,584

10-10-2006, 02:00 PM	#38
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	Dross at Sea Lost at sea since who knows when, family and friends or anyone else for that matter, never to be seen again He faces the prospect of a life lived alone His heart still hopes for rescue but His mind expects no such reprieve On a microscopic island, the place He now calls home a routine developed to secure His sanity (ever-present loneliness excepted, of course) Chirping along with birds, making up His own tunes This is the only way He survives It seems like no one else exists, or ever did before In the distance a crash is heard, something big washed up and pounding the rocks The crate sits battered but firm as he fishes it out He ponders its contents and scrabbles it open The crate reveals its bounty, protected from the sea He peers inside and lets out a gasp All the news that's fit to print; a connection, if tenuous to an entire world that seemed forever erased There was only one minor catch "学生は愚かな主題についての詩を書く," He sees and the symbols mean less than nothing He balls up a few pages and flings them back to the seas wondering what kind of person delivers a message to someone who can't comprehend it A few days later, He tries to salvage something positive from the treasure trove of dross Looking at the pages, He creates a new world "Emperor Marries Goat in Lavish Ceremony," in resulting fashion as such, His amusement is long-lasting Weeks later, He reaches the last paper in the pile displaying the headline, "皇帝は物惜しみしない式のヤギと結婚する" A sliver of recognition strikes, then fades away So finding it difficult to arrive at a conclusion He starts the pile over anew __________________
Posts: 39,518

10-10-2006, 04:18 PM	#40
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1728454	I have 10,000 terra cotta football fans in a barn. I've been pondering renting them to various struggling professional franchises to help make their stadium look full during televised games, and to reduce the likelyhood that someone notices them pumping in artificial crowd noise. Terra Cotta First Down Elvis is a hoot. Write about other alternative Uses of my Terra Cotta football army.
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10-10-2006, 07:23 PM	#43
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	Lots of ideas U.P. I am struggling on the very short part of your request..
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10-10-2006, 07:49 PM	#44
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $880478	Write about a cheese revolution. __________________ Chiefs game films
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10-10-2006, 09:50 PM	#45
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $-1454792	Write about a North Dakotan college organist who saves a roomful of bikini babes from a burning building while fighting hoards of alien robots with machine guns and chainsaws
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