How Many Times Do You Wash Your Balls Per Day? - Page 3

FAX · 01-19-2007, 12:31 AM

Including footballs, bowling balls, baseballs (jammed in ass)?

* EDIT - Let's assume soap and water, or those groovy wipes. Or, liquid ball sanitizer.

Thanks.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

**Smed1065** · 01-19-2007, 03:26 AM

Been there, done that!

Fairplay · 01-19-2007, 06:07 AM

SLQ · 01-19-2007, 06:18 AM

Totally depends on the season.

Winter: don't see my balls much
Spring: when it warms up I might wash the balls after each hole
Summer: I usually lose some of my control and lose my balls more than getting them in the hole
Fall: By now they've turned orange and don't get washed as often as they do in the spring.

Chiefs_Fan · 01-19-2007, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

I wash my sack at least 20 times per shower.

King_Chief_Fan · 01-19-2007, 07:26 AM

The balls get washed about 18 times a day.

right after they get washed, they are put on a wooden prop.
I then take my club and see how far I can whack it.

boogblaster · 01-19-2007, 08:44 AM

People accually wash their balls?? must have a zipper on their sack...

**Donger** · 01-19-2007, 08:51 AM

0. The cat licks them clean.

crazycoffey · 01-19-2007, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

I don't have any.

you can borrow mine.

Redrum_69 · 01-19-2007, 08:59 AM

Ask Rain Man for his input, but I read that lowland gorillas tend to wash them once a week

**Bowser** · 01-19-2007, 09:56 AM

Whenever the opportunity presents itself, Mr. Fax. Fumunda juice can be quite disgusting.

RJ · 01-19-2007, 01:29 PM

My wife and I have an agreement, I do the cooking and she does the cleaning. Therefore, I'm not sure how to answer the poll. If the question is how many times they are washed by ME the answer is none. If the question is merely how many times......well, that changes things. I'm very particular about clean balls, almost to the point of a fetish, I suppose.

ChiefaRoo · 01-19-2007, 02:06 PM

I can answer for Skip. He never played sports and he has no balls attached to him so the answer is ZERO.

**RealSNR** · 01-19-2007, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

0. The cat licks them clean.

Is that you, watermock?

bogie · 01-19-2007, 04:48 PM

Obviously, it depends on how much I use them. Often I loan my balls to the local womens college here in the valley. By the time the women are finished playing with my balls they're pretty dirty and need a good cleaning. I am very generous with my balls, but only for the womens college. I was asked by the local theatre department if they could borrow my balls because they were going to perform Barnum and needed balls for juggling. However, as I know what kind of men hang out in the theatre, I declined lending them my balls.

PinkFloyd · 01-19-2007, 05:46 PM

11-15 times a day.....

I have over $3,000 invested in all types of bowling balls... Some for not so oily lanes... Some for oily to moderate oily lanes.... Some for very oily and excessive oily lanes....

Last time I counted ---- I have about 14 bowling balls.... Some vary from about only $200.00 --- and three of them cost me about $400.00....

I use rubbing alcohol to clean the oil off of them....

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01-19-2007, 05:46 PM	#45
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