Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex With Girlfriend

[JuicesFlowing]

Originally Posted by Phobia

This dude is slightly confused. He was doing all the dirty work and giving his brother all the gold. I can't understand that at all.

Sounds like it could be an episode of Seinfeld. George Costanza lives on.

[Demonpenz]

He probably ****ed her with his right man titty

[Wa-Z]

Why are the names different from the link?

[teedubya]

Originally Posted by Wa-Z

Why are the names different from the link?

I don't know. It might be that the Chiefsplanet filter just knows when to substitute his name into situations.

Smart filter, i guess.

[OctoberFart]

As soon as GOQUEER and girlfriend were in same sentence it completely gave it away as a bad joke.

[88TG88]

goatse has 49,999 posts. He's planning something big.

[Iowanian]

So stupid.

Tell the young man to get the glory for his grief.

Stab that juicy hog in there, and if she snickers, Move it down a peg and insert at a high velocity and see if she thinks its a thimble then.

I'd like to tell that kid there is no such thing as a small weiner....thats just something said by gals with HUUUUUUUUUGE Berginers.

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

So stupid.

Tell the young man to get the glory for his grief.

Stab that juicy hog in there, and if she snickers, Move it down a peg and insert at a high velocity and see if she thinks its a thimble then.

I'd like to tell that kid there is no such thing as a small weiner....thats just something said by gals with HUUUUUUUUUGE Berginers.

That's exactly what someone with a 14 incher would say.

I guess my advice to someone with a smaller member (not that anyone who posts here would ever suffer from such affliction) would be to get really good at eating pussy.

[teedubya]

Where is that one poster who kept telling us about his big dick that condoms didn't fit him?

In reality, this story was probably him.

damn, who was that douche?

[teedubya]

I edited the OP, so that this page wouldn't be the #1 ranking for Claythan's real name. heh

[bevis369]

[Alec R]

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...6&in_page_id=2

Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. Nick, 24, insisted on turning off the lights and going to the bathroom. Walter would then enter the room and have sex.

The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling," said police.

Athan, from Kansas City, is said to have feared losing the 24 year old girlfriend if he did not "perform well."

I just wanted to inform Clayton (aka Bob from Orangemane) that Googling his name brings up this thread as number 1 with this little bit:

Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ... 15 posts - Last post: Aug 27, 2007
Clayton Wendler was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. ...

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...layton+Wendler

Someone on the orangemane pointed this out thought I would share.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by Alec R

I just wanted to inform Clayton (aka Bob from Orangemane) that Googling his name brings up this thread as number 1 with this little bit:



http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...layton+Wendler

Someone on the orangemane pointed this out thought I would share.

Thanks for the newsflash, Scoop.

[kstater]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

Thanks for the newsflash, Scoop.

[Ultra Peanut]

There was this guy named Larry Grover who was so ashamed of the size of his dong that he hired a stand-in to have sex with his blind girlfriend.