My ex-wife just called

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

She's spending the weekend in the Ozarks and called to ask me what Lynn Stiles does for the Chiefs. Director of Player Development right? I told her that's what I thought he did and asked why. She said her and her friends had drinks with them till all hours of the morning last night. She said he and his wife are "extremely sweet" and his wife seems to want to be her buddy.

I told her to ask him why the **** they drafted Sims and Siavii... oh and can you score me some tickets.

She said their house is beautiful. I knew I shouldn't have divorced her.