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pie is never free
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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When your name is: John Wayne Bobbitt
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Mama Tried
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homicidal thoughts is a pretty good indication.
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Did you hear what I said?
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MVP
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when you go online and ask a bunch of ****ing strangers.
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MVP
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From a marital counseling standpoint, my first question would be, are there glimpses of those moments of love you first shared now?
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Are you ready to Rumble?
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Stay positive, don't give up
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Like I woke up in Wonderland..
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what was the chris rock quote? "you've never really known love until you've stood behind someone with a shovel"
EDIT, found it: If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't been in love. If you haven't seriously thought about killing a mother****er, you ain't been in love. If you haven't had a can of rat poison in your hand and looked at it for forty-five minutes straight, you ain't been in love. If you haven't bought a shovel and a bag and a rug to roll their ass up in, you ain't been in love. If you haven't practiced your alibi in front of the mirror, you ain't been in love. And the only thing that's stopped you from killing this mother****er was a episode of CSI: "Oh man, they thorough. I better make up. They might catch my ass."
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Don't Tease Me
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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Quote:
That was a gem and the last we saw of poor old Clint, as far a I know.
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Meow
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I think you know you're no longer in love when you don't even bother to let your hand fall asleep before you start.
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GBM 8-12-15
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Whats the difference between love and like?
...spit and swallow... |
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You Sweetie!
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I never loved my 'Ex' Wife.
it's sad, sorta. |
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