Maryland man glued to Wal-Mart toilet seat

[Deberg_1990]

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/mar...ex.html?hpt=T2


Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools' Day prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store.

If caught, the jokester who doused the seat with glue at the Elkton Wal-Mart on March 31 could face second-degree assault charges, said Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department.

Police, along with the Singerly Fire Co. and the Cecil County paramedics, were called to the scene at about 7 p.m.

There, they found the 48-year-old victim, who called for help after realizing the sticky situation he was in when he tried -- and failed -- to stand up and leave the superstore's restroom, Donnelly said.

It took responders 15 minutes to remove the victim from the stall, but they were unable to disconnect the toilet seat from his body, Donnelly said.

Instead, the victim was taken to Union Hospital of Cecil County, where the seat was detached. He left with only minor injuries to his buttocks, Donnelly said.

Police do not suspect that the victim was specifically targeted, but that the incident was a random prank, Donnelly said. They have not received reports of glue-laden toilet seats since.

[bevischief]

alright who did it?

[DaFace]

Ouch. I do wonder how you manage to sit and not notice that your ass is at least mildly wet though.

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy

Looks like we might have a serial gluer on our hands.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9911744/

That's just dumb. I despise our litigious society.

[Otter]

BOULDER, Colo. Home Depot was sued by a shopper who claims he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat because a prankster had smeared it with glue.

Bob Dougherty, 57, accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because they thought he was kidding.

They left me there, going through all that stress, Dougherty told The (Boulder) Daily Camera. They just let me rot.

The lawsuit, filed Friday, said Dougherty was recovering from heart bypass surgery and thought he was having a heart attack when he got stuck at the Louisville store on the day before Halloween 2003. A store employee who heard him calling for help informed the head clerk by radio, but the head clerk believed it to be a hoax, the lawsuit said.

Home Depot spokeswoman Kathryn Gallagher said she could not comment on pending litigation.

The lawsuit said store officials called for an ambulance after about 15 minutes. Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, and as they wheeled the “frightened and humiliated Dougherty out of the store, he passed out.

The lawsuit said the toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions.

This is not Home Depot’s fault, he said. But I am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me.

It took all of 15 minutes for someone to crawl under his locked stall door before he could rot? This bitch needs to be dropped off in the Canadian Rockies with pouch of deer jerky and a pocked knife.

Give ya something to cry about.

[Rooster]

Elkton, Maryland Police Department has reported they have determined a person of interest. If you have any information to the whereabouts of this man please call Crime Stoppers.

[Ugly Duck]

When using public facilities...... Always Protect-O your Butt-O

[Valiant]

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

That should be a felony

Felonous laughter.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by Ugly Duck

When using public facilities...... Always Protect-O your Butt-O

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[Chiefnj2]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Here is my question.

Superglue dries fast......how in the hell did someone else put glue on that seat and get out of the way in time for him to sit down while it was still wet?

Maybe they used Elmers and he read a few newspapers while enjoying the roominess of the Walmart stall.

[Chief Pote]

Originally Posted by Buddy Rich

thanks for the boner.

You sick ****er.....

[crazychiefsfan]

Originally Posted by loochy

Didn't this man LOOK at the toilet before he sat down?! It's a good idea to look at the seat in a public bathroom before you sit down...people seem to enjoy peeing and pooping on them, especially at walmart.

You'd think he'd see some kind of wet, shiny substance on the rim and he'd say "oh I don't want to sit in that."

LOL he called the shit poop

[Fish]

Originally Posted by seclark

might not have been just superglue...those fiberglass repair kits come w/a mix and a tube of "hardening agent" that you add before applying.

one time i mixed up a batch and poured the whole tube in, then read the directions that said to only add 3 or 4 drops. got that shit all over my hands, and couldn't get it off. tried everything in the house(except nail polish remover). wound up setting off some kind of chemical reaction and my hands started burning like hell. i was the only one at home, so i jumped in the truck and headed for the emergency room, pretty much steering w/my wrists. stopped once at a house on the way to use their hose to water down my burning hands. their f@cking dog bit me.

made it to the e.r. and they poured nail polish remover over my hands while i rubbed them together. got that shit off, but they were burned pretty bad.

not a good time.
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At least you didn't take advantage of the situation and try to masturbate with the glue on your hands.... that would have been my downfall....

[bevischief]

Dumbas@ wipe down the seat before sitting down or use the paper... Either way...

[seclark]

Originally Posted by KC Fish

At least you didn't take advantage of the situation and try to masturbate with the glue on your hands.... that would have been my downfall....

that's about the only thing that went my way that afternoon.
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[BigCatDaddy]

How cool to put super glue in someones blow up doll, huh?