Life Tattoo Artist gets revenge on Cheating Girlfriend with Shit Tattoo on her Back. - Page 3

teedubya · 11-30-2011, 02:45 PM

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.c...-dayton-oh-was

The Iron Chief · 11-30-2011, 10:14 PM

It really is a poorly done tattoo I'd think if he was going to go for it it would be more realistic not so cartoony.

If the Tattoo is real though I think the message is clear.

"The Tunnel is Clear you may proceed.

ta900 · 11-30-2011, 11:38 PM

Umm yeah figured it was bullshit before i read through the posts debunking it. The article states that his "bases were covered" because he liquored her up to sign a contract. Yeah, pretty sure that getting someone drunk then having them sign a "contract" makes that "contract" worthless.

**TimeForWasp** · 11-30-2011, 11:58 PM

Oh well, she looks like crap.

**MahiMike** · 12-01-2011, 08:33 AM

That's awesome. I just hope he locks his bedroom at night. He may just get bobbitized.

BoneKrusher · 12-01-2011, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsNow

Oh well, she looks like crap.

agreed.
she can say her new Tattoo is the shit.

**Dartgod** · 12-01-2011, 09:26 AM

She should have got that tattoo on her chest. A virtual "Cleveland Steamer", if you will.

ct · 12-01-2011, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX

This cannot be true. Can it?

FAX

Oh God I hope it is true! Epic!!

EDIT: shame...

boogblaster · 12-01-2011, 10:29 AM

guess that was better than removing her head ....

Denny · 12-01-2011, 11:22 AM

Sorry. The Smoking Gun dot com says the whole story is false...

KCUnited · 12-01-2011, 11:28 AM

It's more of an indictment of the guys skills, that's a terrible looking pile of shit.

11-30-2011, 02:45 PM
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	Tattoo Artist gets revenge on Cheating Girlfriend with Shit Tattoo on her Back. Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.” No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist. http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.c...-dayton-oh-was
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11-30-2011, 10:14 PM	#31
The Iron Chief Veteran Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Binghamton NY Casino cash: $-1774331	It really is a poorly done tattoo I'd think if he was going to go for it it would be more realistic not so cartoony. If the Tattoo is real though I think the message is clear. "The Tunnel is Clear you may proceed.
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11-30-2011, 11:38 PM	#32
ta900 Starter Join Date: Oct 2004 Casino cash: $8449979	Umm yeah figured it was bullshit before i read through the posts debunking it. The article states that his "bases were covered" because he liquored her up to sign a contract. Yeah, pretty sure that getting someone drunk then having them sign a "contract" makes that "contract" worthless.
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11-30-2011, 11:58 PM	#33
TimeForWasp Sprinkle in some Mahomes Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Butte Montana Casino cash: $7658507	Oh well, she looks like crap.
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Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $3760000	She should have got that tattoo on her chest. A virtual "Cleveland Steamer", if you will. __________________ If you shed a tear for me, please make it a tear of joy. -Joe Tracy (Nzoner) . .
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12-01-2011, 11:22 AM	#39
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