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Like a hammer to the nutts and meeting the 400 pound man... You start to like after a while...
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Shaken. Not stirred.
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worse. excruciatingly worse.
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Spiraling down the Drain
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The pain can be soothed by the tears of all the employees Pioli has fired.
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You Sweetie!
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Imagine a thin metal rod being inserted up your urethra then slowly heated up by a constant flame on the end. While it's heating, 2 inch long thorns are pushed under your toenails, one at a time. Then under your fingernails, one at a time until all 10 toes and fingers are bleeding furiously. Then you have your eyelids slowly trimmed off with razor blades. By now the rod in your dick is burning through the soft tissue inside and the smoke from burning flesh chokes your breathing. The skin around the opening is bubbling like an egg frying. Your teeth are then removed one at a time with pliers and nails are pounded into the empty sockets and into the bone.
Just before you pass out from agony and blood loss you think to yourself.... at least once I die I don't have to be a Chiefs fan any longer.
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Ride on!
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I feel bad for my dog, who's name is chief. that poor son of a bitch can't get away from it.
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It makes my butthole itch. Which contrary to what Kurt would say, .....it sucks.
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Chiefs Goon
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Essentially I'm numb after being screwed by the Hunt family for decades with their cynical attitude of profits over winning.
Now, when Pioli wears his barbed-wire strap on and pushes our shit in with it, I barely feel it. After all...it's a process and the fanbase's expectation level is way too high.
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the biggest hurt is the face people ask you if youre a nfl fan and you say yes and they say whata your favorite team? my butthole tightens and my heart drops and I take a big gulp and im like well I grew up in kc and always been a chiefs fan...and the face they give and the smirk like omg they are a ****ing joke. now I dont defend them anymore I just say yea the franchise IS a ****ing joke. and then usually thatll follow with them saying Oh but you guys got jamal hes sick! and I process to say yea its awesome watching him get run into the ground and his career pissed on...fml
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It hurts really bad until your body goes into shock, and you feel nothing.
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