Chiefs Pick a turd - Page 3

Hammock Parties · 11-09-2012, 12:54 PM

You have a playoff game to win. Who's your coach?

Assume QB play is equal. Game is at Arrowhead.

**Canofbier** · 11-10-2012, 02:19 AM

And here I thought this was going to be a thread about ratemypoo.com.

11-10-2012, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I think Gunther is a bit unfairly maligned as a head coach, to be honest. He wasn't Vince Lombardi, but he was light-years beyond Herm.

Herm would be my bottom choice. Please recall his field goal strategy, and please recall the game against Indy where he went all conservative and punted the ball to Manning in overtime. I'll now give him credit for infusing the team with some talented players, but as a game day coach it's hard to imagine someone worse.

As for Crennel, I can't tell that he's even alive during the games. From my perspective, it seems like he stands there and meditates and the team plays the game and then the final whistle snaps him out of his trance.

So my order of preference would be:

1. Gunther - present and involved in game day, and I don't remember him gumming stuff up with bad decisions.

2. Crennel - gives the pigeons a place to roost, provides no positives and no negatives.

3. Herm - Actively screws up clock management, actively stops drives, doesn't push for scoring, generally makes the team worse on game day.

All this plus I like to see some emotion out of my head coach. I want him to be pissed and chew some ass when they lose and I want him jumping up and down when they win. I think that's contagious. It's obviously not the only way to coach but I think it makes players want to win if not for pride then for the coach.

Crush · 11-10-2012, 06:01 AM

I want to change my vote to cyanide.

Pants · 11-10-2012, 10:40 AM

I didn't read the post and thought the point was to pick the biggest turd out of the three.

**TinyEvel** · 11-10-2012, 01:32 PM

DAMMIT! I voted from the homepage sidebar. It said Pick a Turd. I figured it meant the turdiest and chose Romeo. I didn't see the "coach the superbowl" questions. Ohmy.

TEX · 11-10-2012, 04:32 PM

This was easy. Herm's the only turd that's won one while being a HC.

**BossChief** · 11-10-2012, 06:25 PM

It really puts the fail that this team has disguised as NFL HCs over the last decade+ into perspective.

milkman · 11-10-2012, 06:33 PM

This team is a ****ing sorry excuse for an NFL franchise.

I hated Marty with unbridled passion.

I hated Gunther even more.

I hated Dick even more than Gunther.

I hated Herman ****ing Edwards even more than that.

And Romeo Crennel is the sorriest joke of them all.

CoMoChief · 11-10-2012, 07:18 PM

Gunther.....just because he's the closest thing to Chuck Norris.

KCTitus · 11-10-2012, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TEX

This was easy. Herm's the only turd that's won one while being a HC.

Of those three, only Herm made the playoffs with KC.

For those that might have forgotten, KC did not get their first first down until 2 minutes left in the 3rd quarter.

Ty Law intercepted Manning and took it to the 5 and KC did NOT score, not even a FG.

While KC has been pretty pathetic in the playoffs, dating back to the last win with Montana (Marty gets no credit, he was on the sideline murmuring something about a gleam), it was Haley's team that actually took a lead in a playoff game in 2010.

whoman69 · 11-11-2012, 08:26 AM

The thing is I don't think any of these guys could actually lead a team to the playoffs anymore unless they inherit a really talented team.

AdumbGuy · 11-11-2012, 02:13 PM

Crap, I picked the biggest turd by accident - herm. I think Herm was the worst coach in chiefs history by far.

I think Romeo would come closest to pulling off the win. He's shown that he can gameplan against good teams, even if the execution is horrendous.

Doesn't matter though - all three get you a loss. Herm's probably the most infuriating

Chief Pote · 11-12-2012, 08:07 AM

Oops...shoulda opened the thread before voting.

**Predarat** · 11-12-2012, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman

This team is a ****ing sorry excuse for an NFL franchise.

I hated Marty with unbridled passion.

I hated Gunther even more.

I hated Dick even more than Gunther.

I hated Herman ****ing Edwards even more than that.

And Romeo Crennel is the sorriest joke of them all.

What about Todd?

AdumbGuy · 11-12-2012, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman

This team is a ****ing sorry excuse for an NFL franchise.

I hated Marty with unbridled passion.

I hated Gunther even more.

I hated Dick even more than Gunther.

I hated Herman ****ing Edwards even more than that.

And Romeo Crennel is the sorriest joke of them all.

Well, damn son, who did you actually like?

View Poll Results: Pick a turd
Gunther	42	30.22%
Herm	77	55.40%
Romeo	20	14.39%
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