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Old 11-08-2013, 05:33 PM  
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Cheap Chiefs gag gifts for coworkers
I work in an office with a ton of Broncos fans, and I'm the only Chiefs fan around. In the event the Chiefs manage to beat the Broncos this year, I think I need to spread the Chiefs love around a bit, so I'm thinking of getting some sort of cheap gift to conveniently slip onto their desks.

Any great ideas?
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Old 11-08-2013, 07:01 PM   #31
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Old 11-08-2013, 07:07 PM   #32
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DaFace, you don't work for Rain Man anymore? Did he get tired of your shit, or what? :-P
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Old 11-08-2013, 07:09 PM   #33
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Get an office Broncos flag and embroider "*Violated the salary cap during their championship seasons" along the border and see how long it takes someone to notice.
I guess I would've thought that they all had that border anyway.
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Old 11-08-2013, 07:10 PM   #34
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DaFace, if you'd like I can create a one-page summary of my "Elway was a mediocre quarterback" thesis that you can laminate and put on everyone's desks.
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Old 11-08-2013, 07:10 PM   #35
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Old 11-08-2013, 07:10 PM   #36
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Old 11-08-2013, 07:11 PM   #37
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That's an option just because of they'd be so inconspicuous. I could throw pens in drawers all over the place so that they'd be discovered slowly over time.
In an office, that is exactly what I would do. No less than 50 of them.
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Old 11-08-2013, 07:14 PM   #38
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Perhaps some low cost Chiefs' gear (floormats maybe) and a Post It with: "It's Chiefs' country, actually..."

Or, just record a message and put it on their computers as the mail sound? Something like "10 and oh" to the cadence of the goofy "In-com-plete" Donkey chant.
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Old 11-08-2013, 07:15 PM   #39
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Old 11-08-2013, 07:16 PM   #40
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Or, just record a message and put it on their computers as the mail sound? Something like "10 and oh" to the cadence of the goofy "In-com-plete" Donkey chant.
Do Mitch's call "TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOWN!! KAANSAS CITY!"
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DaFace, if you'd like I can create a one-page summary of my "Elway was a mediocre quarterback" thesis that you can laminate and put on everyone's desks.
If by some chance we end up meeting the Broncos in the playoffs, I may hit you up for that one.
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Old 11-08-2013, 07:46 PM   #42
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While a good idea, that clearly lends itself to a variety of retaliatory jokes about what they would do with said toilet paper.

I'd could go the Broncos route, but then I think the joke would be lost.
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In an office, that is exactly what I would do. No less than 50 of them.
That's what I'm leaning toward. Not sure if it's worth $50, but I could definitely go for 20 of them or so.
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There are not many Chief fans around here and a bunch of Donk fans. I always keep a stack of Chief bumper stickers in the rig and redistribute them as needed.
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Old 11-08-2013, 07:56 PM   #45
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There are not many Chief fans around here and a bunch of Donk fans. I always keep a stack of Chief bumper stickers in the rig and redistribute them as needed.
They need to make bumpers stickers that come off with no residue. It would be friggen hilarious to put bumper stickers on their cars, but I'm not that vindictive to do it with the usual permanent ones.
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