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[John Dope]

What's going on here!!??

The Story Behind Those Jerry Jones Photos Is Weirder Than The Photos

Those weird photos of Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and some ladies hanging out in what appears to be a bathroom come with an equally bughouse backstory. They were first put on the internet by a man named Frank Hoover, who alleges that they were taken by people looking to set up Jerry Jones in an extortion plot. Hoover explains all of this in his 20-page manifesto, which also makes clear that Hoover is in fact the son of God.

You can read Hoover's entire rant, which seems to be addressed directly to Jerry Jones, here; we've also embedded it at the bottom of the page. It's definitely crazy, but there's reason to believe that Hoover's rant contains at least a few slivers of reality. He got his hands on those photos, after all, and someone who knows him tells us that Hoover used to be fairly well connected in the Dallas scene and was always going to parties with Cowboys and Mavericks players. And then one day he woke up and just started believing he was the son of God. It happens.

Hoover's story goes like this: He met a guy named Kevion Hickman, AKA "24K," in February of 2011. The two started working together on a charity event with Jamie Foxx. That event eventually fell through, though, and Clark and Hoover started selling tricked-out Apple TVs as if they were drugs. Maybe? I don't know, man, I think that's what's happening in this paragraph:


He also introduced me to an Apple TV that had been bought on eBay. The device had special software on it allowing for unlimited live, on-demand and sports programming. The software version was titled Eden and Apple is the one mentioned in the bible in the Garden of Eden. I improved the software and the value of the $99 Apple TVs went from $200 on the street to more than $750 per unit. For drug dealers, pimps or anyone else, this was way more profitable and less risky. I couldn't build units fast enough and as the cash flowed, the money began to disappear. I eventually removed myself from the business losing around $20K to skimming by 24K.

Right. So anyway, Hoover says he eventually learned that Hickman and a few other accomplices, all of whom are named in the rant and appear to be real people, took all those gross photos of Jerry Jones and planned to use them for blackmail. Hoover lays out the timeline of events like this:


The Story Behind Those Jerry Jones Photos Is Weirder Than The Photos

And that's where Hoover's screed goes totally opaque. From there he just starts rambling about numerology and shit. A sampling:


On 3/14/1992 (Pi Day for the only mathematical constant in the Universe, π ), I began writing a series of short stories and poems about the future, one of which is published in the National Library of Poetry and entitled "The Game". I never really understood what they meant or why I wrote them. I stopped writing in 1993 and they were placed in a Target bag with the words "DO NOT THROW AWAY". I discovered them in the Summer of 2013 buried in a box in my basement in Wichita.

Today, I understand their purpose as a sign from God telling me who I am. On 3/14/2013, 22 years to the day, my odometer hit 98,888 near your building Mr. McCathern. I've taped and shared these videos on Twitter: https://twitter.com/INFIN8SON. The images of you Jerry have never been shared and never will be.

In 2005, I wrote a movie script about a white cowboy named BJJ (B Jerry Jones) and his black nemesis (Kevion). This script, which I will show you when we meet, describes events related to your extortion Jerry. This is the story I recalled on your birthday in 2013 leading me to send this. There are many more signs and information given to me by God which I am happy to share with you.

If you are not a crazy person who knows anything about this story, get in touch with us at tips@deadspin.com

The Sins of Jerry Jones

http://deadspin.com/the-story-behind...-th-1616389511

What's going on here!!??

[BigBeauford]

What a great story this will be for their grandchildren.

[Mennonite]

Does anybody think it's very strange that PFT has had absolutely nothing to say about this story? Mike Florio (who sees every mole hill as part of the Himalayas) has had one single post about the subject a week after the story broke.

I also noticed that they really tried to downplay the Blandino/Jerry Jones story.

"If anything, the pissing and moaning from anonymous team officials could be aimed at making a non-story into a big deal,"

"And so this overblown non-story remains a non-story. End of non-story."

Way to really dig for the facts guys.

[beach tribe]

Originally Posted by Fish

Derp...

What he's talking about is jailbreaking an Apple TV2 and loading XBMC on it. The 11th version of XBMC was nicknamed "Eden", which is where that comes from. And no, this clown didn't "Improve the software". Nor were they worth $750 at any time. That's absurd.

What a laughable tard.

[beach tribe]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

The amount of whores that'll treat you like gold if they even get a whiff of $$$ is astounding these days.
Shocking shit...

[Easy 6]

Sad deal, probably ruined a long, and apparently successful marriage with this foolishness I'd bet... I also say that atleast having a clue about the temptations he surely faces every day, it must be an easy snare for a man like him.

Every man would be tempted, dont lie.

[ThaVirus]

Pssh. His billions will console him.

[rocknrolla]

If my porn recollection is correct, that is Jessie Summers. Wonder how much that cost the old bastard?

[vailpass]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

Sad deal, probably ruined a long, and apparently successful marriage with this foolishness I'd bet... I also say that atleast having a clue about the temptations he surely faces every day, it must be an easy snare for a man like him.

Every man would be tempted, dont lie.

Old women rarely divorce billionaires...

[Deberg_1990]

Originally Posted by Mennonite

Does anybody think it's very strange that PFT has had absolutely nothing to say about this story? Mike Florio (who sees every mole hill as part of the Himalayas) has had one single post about the subject a week after the story broke.

I also noticed that they really tried to downplay the Blandino/Jerry Jones story.

"If anything, the pissing and moaning from anonymous team officials could be aimed at making a non-story into a big deal,"

"And so this overblown non-story remains a non-story. End of non-story."

Way to really dig for the facts guys.

Even the Dallas media haven't real touched it.

Too afraid to lose that access.

[Bambi]

Originally Posted by Mennonite

Does anybody think it's very strange that PFT has had absolutely nothing to say about this story? Mike Florio (who sees every mole hill as part of the Himalayas) has had one single post about the subject a week after the story broke.

I also noticed that they really tried to downplay the Blandino/Jerry Jones story.

"If anything, the pissing and moaning from anonymous team officials could be aimed at making a non-story into a big deal,"

"And so this overblown non-story remains a non-story. End of non-story."

Way to really dig for the facts guys.

The NFL has become a joke when it comes to who it protects and who it doesn't.

Whatever happened to that Colts owner?

[Deberg_1990]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones sexually assaulted stripper: lawsuit





A former stripper filed suit against the Dallas Cowboys and owner Jerry Jones, claiming the married NFL big sexually assaulted her in 2009.
Jana Weckerly, 27, wants more than $1 million in damages after Jones kissed her, groped her genitals, made her rub his penis and forced her to watch as the businessman received oral sex from a different woman, according to the suit filed Monday night in Dallas County, Texas.
“For the Cowboys to facilitate its president in his sexual predations constitutes extreme and outrageous conduct,” the suit reads. “Defendants Jerry Jones and Cowboys intentionally caused severe emotional distress to Plaintiff, and Plaintiff suffered severe injuries as a direct and proximate result.”


he Ardmore, Okla. woman also claims Jones ordered her to sign documents to keep the assault secret, and that the 71-year-old bullied her “into believing that she would somehow be in trouble if she told anyone about the sexual assault.”
The Cowboys owner first came under fire after sexually charged photos featuring Jones and two women appeared online last month. One shows Jones clutching a woman's breasts and another shows a different woman putting her face in Jones' crotch.
The married Jones admitted to knowing of the photos but told reporters last month that they were a misrepresentation and that they were taken five years ago.
GUS RUELAS/AP
The married Jones admitted to knowing of the photos but told reporters last month that they were a misrepresentation and that they were taken five years ago.
Jones has said the photos, described as a misrepresentation, were taken at a Dallas restaurant five years ago and that he was aware of their existence well before their release.
Weckerly is not in the photos,


After apparently too much resistance from Weckerly, Jones did what perhaps billionaires do,” Bowers said in a statement to the Morning News. “He had his large personal security men lift Weckerly and the two other women from the ground and pack them out of the club.”
A traumatized Weckerly is reportedly in counseling and taking medication after the incident, her lawyer said.




Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/fo...#ixzz3CxOFerNS

[Dayze]

she must have thought about that quite a bit for 5 years before filing.


"in counseling"
yeah, wealth management counseling that she's going to need.

[Easy 6]

That stupid whore and her greaseball lawyer are hoping for an out of court to shut this all up, nothing more.

For just this one time, I'm on Jerruhs side.

"Yes your Honor, me and my stripper pals were posing with him all over his shriveled cock, licking our lips for it... when all of the sudden, oh my lands *sniffel* I cant hardly bear to say it for fear of the vapors... he just came at us like a wild animal and FORCED us all to do his bidding!"

[vailpass]

Yeah. Slut rubs against cocks for a living but this one traumatized her?

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by vailpass

Yeah. Slut rubs against cocks for a living but this one traumatized her?

As if he needed any further embarrassment, these sluts set the whole thing up no doubt... NEVER trust a woman or women who get naked for a living.

Just look at his cocksure mug in those pics... "I'm Jerruh, King of this World!"... and yet he got taken to school by some high school dropouts, I feel bad for the old bastard to be honest.

Skeezy bitches have fooled the best of us.