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02-13-2015, 12:57 PM | #2 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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"What I meant to say was 'please pass the butter for my toast' . What I ended up saying was 'you miserable bitch, you ruined my ****ing life'."
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02-13-2015, 04:20 PM | #3 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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02-13-2015, 04:22 PM | #4 |
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02-14-2015, 07:45 AM | #6 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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02-13-2015, 02:06 PM | #7 |
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After drinking some and being tipsy I was asked would I trade her for anything. I said yes 2 hot bi women. Wasn't a good night after that. That's just most recent. I'm actually king of saying stupid things and the wrong time, or at all. But it's my cross to bear. If I was her I woulda left me a long time ago.
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02-13-2015, 02:13 PM | #8 |
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I once referred to my wife as a cost center. Once.
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02-13-2015, 02:30 PM | #9 |
In BB I trust
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I have been known to call my wife my sweet little profit center. My friends are horrified, but she takes it as a compliment. She's one of the few women I know who isn't a ****ing lunatic with money.
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02-13-2015, 02:59 PM | #10 |
"Think BOOM!"
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Wait, they can add money? I've tried to get my wife to hook up with her friends to create a paid MILF site, but they won't do it.
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02-13-2015, 02:49 PM | #11 |
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I think the worst was we were having a minor argument in front of friends and I said "why do you even talk".
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02-13-2015, 04:24 PM | #12 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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02-13-2015, 02:51 PM | #13 |
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I've probably done dumb things, sure...
But I've also had my one girlfriend accuse me of practicing witchcraft and the other say I was the worst boyfriend ever... after telling me a past boyfriend had no problem smacking her around.
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02-13-2015, 02:58 PM | #14 |
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OK, so a few years ago I had this misfortune of having a relationship with this particularly evil woman. and when I say evil I mean this bitch was pure ****ing evil. It took a herculean effort to extract myself out of that relationship and entire situation/lifestyle.
Towards the end I'd had enough and decided to really start throwing some verbal punches. After one really bad ordeal I just stopped her in mid tirade and said: 'I have to tell you something. I want you to know that ****ing you is like dropping my dick into a 5 gallon bucket of liver'. She took off like a rocket, hit altitude and really blew the hell up. But it was worth it. I think the best part is the very last words this bitch ever heard me say was "Good ****ing riddance Liver Snatch" then 'click', I hung up.
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Actually I didn't regret that one bit, I just had to tell somebody.
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