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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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You could pay a hooker in advance for a number of sex acts, and then pimp her out once you cross the border under a deal where you get to keep the money.
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Also, they'll ask you if you have more than 10k on you at the border crossing and if CBP gets a wild hair up their ass, they'll search your car and find it and then god knows what happens afterwards.
I got pulled in to the border crossing station in Eastport/Kingsgate Idaho for a friendly little 2 hour interview and this was well over a decade ago in less politically tense times. |
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Would an idiot do that?
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You could not take any money and then sell your car to a Canadian for $30k cash.
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Dead serious.
My grandfather went up there for decades and had gotten too old to travel and was fighting some health issues, so I was bringing him some home to eat. I think regulations said you could have 4 of one species and two of another. I had two of each species so 4 bags with two sides in each bag with skin out on each side. You have to zip lock seal them like that and label everything perfectly to avoid them miscounting sides and pulling you out for a full search. I have even worse stories about importing livestock. Canadians now just try to deliver them across because their side is so difficult to deal with when you try to do it as an American. .... and when they drag all your shit out of your truck, they don't hang around and help you pack it all back up either. I hope that little mount me **** meets Billay in a dark alley behind a gay bar some day. |
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I know people who have 140 IQs who have taken 110k over the border before. They were Canadian, though and years ago. Obv much smarter than me.
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If you want to do it the easy way, I guess you could always wait until it becomes a US state.
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Personally with my last experience at the border I wouldn't risk it. But I'm sure the casino can accommodate you somehow if you contact them.
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What are the best places to see in Toronto?
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Would an idiot do that?
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They broke ehpart in midair.
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Does the B in BWillie stand for Belize?
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All the poker rooms in Canada seem to have insane rake. Like literally 300% the rake as American rooms. Luckily there appears to be poker clubs downtown Toronto and such that are a little more competitive but still very high.
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