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Old 05-22-2003, 11:43 AM  
Clint in Wichita Clint in Wichita is offline
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Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of!
To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all.

My first contribution, heard about a week ago:

Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A: Not being reeruned.


Next?
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:39 PM   #451
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Probably the worst joke I've ever heard or read:

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:40 PM   #452
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Probably the worst joke I've ever heard or read:

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
Speak for yourself.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:48 PM   #453
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Why do 11 year olds give the best hand jobs?


Because their small hands makes your dick look bigger.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:49 PM   #454
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Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says "Wow, that's really cool. Where'd you get that?"

Parrot says "SQUUAAAAK. AFRICA. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!"
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:01 AM   #455
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I loved the guy on top of the pole starting at around 3:15.
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:05 AM   #456
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Why did Hitler kill himself?

He got the gas bill.





I really shouldn't make jokes like that. My Grandfather died in a concentration camp.



Drunk bastard fell off the guard tower.
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Old 12-01-2007, 02:50 AM   #457
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Why don't M&M's melt in Jesus's hands?

because they fall through the holes
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Old 12-01-2007, 03:15 AM   #458
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College humor:

Q: What's the difference between a Tri-Delt and a Cadillac?

A: Not everyone's been in a Cadillac.


Q: What's the first thing a Tri-Delt does in the morning?

A: Gets dressed and walks home.


Q: What's the difference between a Tri-Delt and a toilet?

A: A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
I can tell ya some stories about the Tri-Delt's at KU. lol
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Old 12-01-2007, 03:51 AM   #459
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I can tell ya some stories about the Tri-Delt's at KU. lol
The Triple Nipples were the snotty society bitches at Drury back in 198mumblemumble.

It's always interesting to see how different the sorority and fraternity chapters are at different schools.
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Old 12-01-2007, 03:59 AM   #460
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The Triple Nipples were the snotty society bitches at Drury back in 198mumblemumble.

It's always interesting to see how different the sorority and fraternity chapters are at different schools.
well the one's at KU, when I was up there, are loose as a goose to say the least. They were fun to party with (and after).
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Old 12-01-2007, 04:15 AM   #461
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What was Evil Knevils last stunt?





Riding thru Ethiopia with a ham and cheese sandwich tied to his nuts

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Old 12-01-2007, 04:16 AM   #462
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What's the difference between a prostitute in a bathtub and a nun?



The nun has hope in her soul.
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Old 12-01-2007, 04:38 AM   #463
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Old 12-01-2007, 06:03 AM   #464
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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?


Christopher Reeve after a house fire.
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Old 12-01-2007, 06:18 AM   #465
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